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"friday the 13th," "gone with the wind." in 1978 the supreme leader as we used to call him around here, disappointed by the film "godzilla," kidnapped the south korean directors and forced them to remake the film to his standards. how great is that. last night jimmy kimmels producers videoed perhaps the most incompetent criminal in america. >> this is a great video. a man named roy mitchell. roy went into a convenience store in brandon, mississippi, to get a bag of nacho cheese doritos. he pai...

Goes by i dont want to do that to an at&t store. every time i look at my phone, it says no service, that is what i feel like doing. >> that is everyones fantasy. >> i enjoy that more than the pornography im going to watch later. >> and that happened in england. >> it was a one act play that ways doing obviously with forest whitaker. we were re-creating godzilla. >> i apologize to our viewers. we got fooled. >> it happened to me. >> and well close things out with a post game wrap up. [ male annou...

Bill clin top saying obama meets the threshold for presidency. that deeply undermined obama. >> bret: at the fundraiser, the president said we could be in a ten-year downturn. that is not an obama campaign bumper sticker. >> its not an upbeat message. i think one of the things that this points to that is interesting is that the obama administration doesnt have any reliable top tier surrogate at all. they try to trot out david axelrod, which was a disaster. just today before the latest thing, npr...

>> there he is. they were both wrong. heartbreak hotel. a is the answer. you picked hound dog. >> you picked? >> teddy bear. because i like teddy bear. >> can we replace doocy? >> barbra streisand you know her you love her polar rising figure because of political views. which parity is a godzilla like monster, south park, the simpsons, family guy, "saturday night live"? which program parody? the answer is roll the tape. ♪ >> all right. that was south park. >> you both got that wrong, too. >> n...

I dont know if you have ever seen godzilla versus mothra, but nuclear radiation is the best contraception. >> i am multi polar. >> you know what you are talking about. regarding the kids and vending machines, tucker, you mentioned that 50% of the food at school is where they get their food. it is like mom. in which case you are raised by dad which means you are drinking three day old pizza and drinking tang that tastes like whisk key. >> i was ate by a divorced dad and we ate a lot better than h...

Smiling picture of the dear leader. but whether the weeping is genuine or staged, is anybodys guess. remember, this is a man who prided himself in total control over his people. the same man who reportedly had people shipped to did i settered islands so they couldnt taint the gene pole. film makers make his own version of godzilla. the mans biography insisted he never had to use the bathroom. greg palkot with the news live in seoul, south korea. the funeral is about to get underway. whats the la...

He once arranged the kidnapping of a south korean director and his wife to remake "godzilla" one of his all-time favorites and according to his own press reports, he might have been the tiger woods of north korea. in 1994, north korea media reported he shot 38 under par on his first try at golf. just five years ago, kim had the idea to solve north koreas widespread hunger problem by breeding giant rabbits. well be right back. ♪

Somebodys straw. >> what are we serving tonight? chicken or chicken? >> we begin with a big steak dinner at the white house for president hu jintao. >> miller and i were not invited. that doesnt mean we cant comment on it. hu jintao. >> i dont know. we got off on the wrong foot. they think they are superior to us to begin with did we really is to have biden on the tarmac? for gods sake he hits the bottom of the steps and joe is asking him if godzilla is as big in real life as is he in the movies...

>> what are we serving tonight? chicken or chicken? >> we begin with a big steak dinner at the white house for president hu jintao. >> miller and i were not invited. that doesnt mean we cant comment on it. hu jintao. >> i dont know. we got off on the wrong foot. they think they are superior to us to begin with did we really is to have biden on the tarmac? for gods sake he hits the bottom of the steps and joe is asking him if godzilla is as big in real life as is he in the movies? [screams] >> th...

Michio is a professor, good morning to you. the best seller list. >> thats right number 6. bill: im prepared to be wo*ud about mars. >> this is big, this is bad its the godzilla of space probes. this is the size of a mini bus, ten feet long, its five times bigger than any previous space probe. it makes previous space probes look like cartoon characters. ten times more scientific equipment than any other previous. bill: why do we need it? that is a lot of money especially in these times. >> right...