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i just file, i don t know, i feel like men throughout history have followed their balls to file far worse places than death. greg: that s a great idea for t-shirt. follow your balls. can somebody make that? follow your dreams with a rainbow don t do a rainbow. follow your balls. but two little balls bouncing along. that s a great idea. follow your balls, if i was valedictorian that s what i would say. follow your balls! which is the same as full your passion. greg: emily, and think about all that male to female transsexuals who went the whole 9 yards, so to speak. they ll be a lot of old transsexuals in the rest homes. but still not gonna procreate so they re going to be like those in more fist creatures and cocoons, the ones that came from