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They arrested the swiss cheese pervert, the man accused of indecent exposure with dairy. the man who was up to no gouda, christopher pagano has been allegedly spotted driving up to women in the philly area and offering money to watch him put swiss cheese on his genitals. his neighbors are shocked he would do this. >> are you surprised? >> no. >> what was he like? >> creepy. >> i was mistaken. pagano, a kraft single, also loved guns and hated pants. >> neighbors say he had a bunch of guns. >> yes...

Who wants to have sex with cheese and thats all you told him -- >> there it is. >> we need to blur out the cheese, by the way. look at thatand the cheese. >> that generous black box they put over it. >> if you ask to me he is up to no gouda. sorry about that. >> i cant cam and bear this. >> i like yarelsburg. >> you dont want to have sex with the pepper jack. >> no jack cheese in general though. >> please. all right, by the way, he claims to have -- it is called cytophelia which is a fetish for ...

Grocery stores. "fox & friends" hour two starts right now. ♪ ♪ paragraph prafer welcome into "fox & friends" on this saturday morning. >> welcome. >> so, is it a problem men going to the grocery store. >> of course its a problem. >> why is it a problem? >> its a clash of america. grocery store? >> come on, i love going to the grocery store with my wife. a time that the kids arent there. and she says she complains any time we are there the bill is 30 bucks higher im throwing in blocks of goud...

Was a record collection. no. there was that fuzzy stuff on the gouda. [ both ] ugh! when it came to our plants... we were so confused. how much is too much water? too little? until we got miracle-gro moisture control. it does what basic soils dont by absorbing more water, so its there when plants need it. yeah, theyre bigger and more beautiful. guaranteed. in pots. in the ground. in a ukulele. are you kidding me? that was my idea. with the right soil... everyone grows with miracle-gro.

So i mean, you know, certain things they could have, like maybe some more school. but guys get over there and they dont really take it seriously. so, i mean, for the most part, no. no, you in prison, man. >> when im walking galleries im talking to inmates and i get inmates that say they dont like it at stateville, i think thats a good thing. we dont want stateville to be a nice place. stateville is not designed to be a nice place. >> stateville becomes an even worse place for inmates who cause t...

Was a record collection. no. there was that fuzzy stuff on the gouda. [ both ] ugh! when it came to our plants... we were so confused. how much is too much water? too little? until we got miracle-gro moisture control. it does what basic soils dont by absorbing more water, so its there when plants need it. yeah, theyre bigger and more beautiful. guaranteed. in pots. in the ground. in a ukulele. are you kidding me? that was my idea. with the right soil... everyone grows with miracle-gro. charlot...

Was a record collection. no. there was that fuzzy stuff on the gouda. [ both ] ugh! when it came to our plants... we were so confused. how much is too much water? too little? until we got miracle-gro moisture control. it does what basic soils dont by absorbing more water, so its there when plants need it. yeah, theyre bigger and more beautiful. guaranteed. in pots. in the ground. in a ukulele. are you kidding me? that was my idea. with the right soil... everyone grows with miracle-gro. make a wi...

Photo with the information to find him. it has to be an act to get it moving. >> the plan is to stage one more meeting to confirm susans intent and ensure this time its all captured on video. >> hes scum. hes scum, all right? and so, no. im not going to feel bad. the only thing wed ever grown together was a record collection. no. there was that fuzzy stuff on the gouda. [ both ] ugh! when it came to our plants... we were so confused. how much is too much water? too little? until we got miracle-g...

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And see us, too, we will have you rip some bars up in the studio as well. >> we will do t we will do it. i guarantee you it wont be like that we will do t dame jones, seventh grader and rapper are, matt juror stat, beats and rhymes executive director and founder. thanks for coming on. congrats. >> thank you. up next, a controversial cartoon, first teletub business, now the latest childrens show under fire from conservatives. and we continue to watch the weather as millions could be in the pa...