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Draw from a candidate box. >> another shuffle. mix them up. >> im going to give these a good mix. im going to give them a good shuffle. >> placed them into the debates box. >> we have multiple camera views. >> you can watch the camera above me overhead. >> i will not look into the box, but you can with the overhead camera. [laughter] >> jesse: tough to watch. because there are so many candidates it is broken into two nights. facing off on night one, bernie sanders and elizabeth warren, battling ...

Women cost more. >> greg: that is sexist. the whole thing is sexist. i dont think this is real, by the way. >> emily: some men by were very expensive shoes. >> greg: did we do a deep dive? is this real? >> lisa: did he ask her for a piggyback ride? >> greg: it is a scene from some foreign film. >> juan: is that his wife? because he asked her for help and she does it. >> jesse: maybe he is injured. >> emily: i think it is really cool if you were dressed casually and your partner was like, totally...

I get to manning, so it was like oh, my god, i wasted these tickets. >> greg: wow. how much were they? >> juan: they were from the artist. >> lisa: the greatest blunder -- >> greg: latest? >> lisa: messing up words, things like that, one time i tried to say authentic and then authenticity and i merge this weird word on "the story" and everybody was helping me out. jessica tarlov was like it is friday. authenticity. my parents were there. >> greg: i just did that earlier. >> jesse: your sister is...

♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing" greg. >> greg: lets hope that they are no blackouts, you have writer stephen miller, not the other stephen miller, you have saturday july 20th, 10:00 p.m., no blackouts, please. time for this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great im obsessed with this video. ive watched at 1,000 times. just watch this little sucker. that is a honey glider. watch him fly. and then land. look at that smile on his face. what did i say? oh, a h...

>> greg: i will be in the tube next to you. >> emily: i would say where is my family? to wake up alone and 100 years. >> lisa: they could be sleeping too. >> greg: what a bummer. they cryogenically for rosie her dog and your car. you see, it will be fun, it will be a big party. its not going to happen, emily. the first thing i would say is why did you do this to me? you couldve left me there. i dont need to wake up 100 years from now and have more worries and anxieties. i will be the caveman. >>...

Is that it is the first rung on the employment ladder, to have a lower minimum wage means you have more first wrongs with the intention you do not stay there and move on, the problem with the left, he sees the first one is the last, because we are not economically competent. if you raise the wages, you remove the wrongs, and that is bad for the country, minorities, women, people get on that ladder early and faster the better it is for everybody. if it is $10 an hour, youre only going to be there...

Space race. patting the soviets on the back by beating the u.s. for sending the first man, first woman, first asian man into orbit. also tweeting in the culture that put man on the moon was intense for fun, family unfriendly and mostly white and male. you look at the 50th anniversary of landing on the moon, it is the epitome of american greatness. so why use this moment to denigrate it to racist and sexist and sexism? >> juan: i think it is inappropriate to some regards, because of the twitter c...

>> jesse: everybody bought the aviators. >> lisa: there such a built in audience that it should be flames up. i also like it when you do a sequel movie long after the original one. >> greg: there is an original movie? >> lisa: no, there is not. >> jesse: it is "the lying king." >> emily: a perfect instagram picture, not because they are near the beautiful blue water, because it is full of toxic chemicals, people are getting sick and it has gotten so bad that government officials are being ordere...

To make so much money. every red blooded american age 15-80 -- >> greg: this is not a guy movie. it is a movie for women. >> jesse: you think it is a movie for women? >> greg: look at emily, she can barely control herself. >> emily: not for the reasons that you are saying, because it is awesome. >> greg: at the title is problematic, top is for good gone is a tool of violent oppression. they shouldve combined the two movies "cats flying planes." >> lisa: i think you are on something. >> greg: i a...

Sneak up on you. it is super dangerous. >> jesse: you know what else is dangerous and the lakes? the gators. >> emily: i had to google if that was real. >> greg: it will be real. people start raising them. you can raise them. >> juan: it was a fake ad. >> jesse: about drugs. >> juan: no flushing your drugs. >> emily: you guys, dont go anywhere. fan mail friday is up next. ♪ that i won the "best of" i casweepstakes it. and i get to be in this geico commercial? lets do the eyebrows first, just t...