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Michigan, georgia, and wisconsin, arizona, and nevada. A few other places but mainly those Swing States because the job is to Canvass Door to door for Donald Trump. Let me clarify. Technically it is not Elon Musk himself hiring here. Its the superpac mr. Musk created and the one he funds and it is called the america pac. And technically, this pac is not canvassing for Donald Trump. They are just canvassing to convince people to vote for Donald Trump on their own accord. When you remove the layers of legal and optical separation that a superpac magically provides, the reality here is that Elon Musk through his superpac is spending millions of dollars to do the trump Campaigns Door knocking for them. While the Trump Campaign and the rnc both claim that they are still doing some of that work themselves, we have seen numerous reports of republicans at the State Level say there are not many signs of a ground game. Not other than the Door Knockers hired by the Elon Musk superpac which is fra
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