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>> by that comparison, thank you obama. >> martha: im very confused. next up, beto orourke having more troubling in the campaign trail this time with his minivan. >> tire change on the road. >> day began, our car expert. >> dagen: its staged, clearly. i dont know that, but, again, beto is casting stones, trying to figure out what he is going to do after he eventually drops out of presidential race. maybe thats it. maybe is he going to start a tow service with his wifes familys money. >> greg: i ...

Im going to go storm area 51, boss. im sorry im going to be gone for a few days. >> jesse: i thought the trump economy was better than that under employed. >> dagen: one person did get arrested for public urination. something that doesnt happen in new york city. a lot of buzz called the wearable chair. you strap the thing around your waist and basically have a seat anywhere. higher end models can set you back almost two grand. >> martha: did you watch the video? really funny. when you get up. fi...

Jesse keep it clean. >> jesse: like my first? >> greg: was it an ounce? [laughter] >> jesse: my first sesh yes, thank you. >> greg: day began? >> dagen: probably a dozen bagels thats why i gained 20 pounds first three months in new york city. >> martha: have first job working at cheese shop i saved up to buy bruce springsteen tickets. >> greg: juan? >> juan: i was thinking like this like mad imagination screen spiderman magazine. thats one level of paycheck. >> juan: how old are you? >> juan: li...

Thats it. so ditch the old way of selling your car, and say hello to the new way-- at carvana. >> dagen: welcome back. time for the fastest 7. first up, meriam webster adding interesting new words to the dictionary. check out these examples. jesse you will love this first one deep state an alleged screelt governmental network. sess short for session. deep state. meaning a fabulous quality state or nature. and dad joke. a wholesome and typically corny joke with an obvious punch line. greg? >> gre...