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You can do it with this. its the same thing, it doesnt matter. >> i always say after i do all of these food-eating things, i got to chase it with like pepsid or tums. >> greg, there you go. this is one of the best gifts youll ever get. >> oh, my gosh. >> you have to read it. what does it say? get your glasses on, buddy. >> cabernet sav. >> its the james bond this year. >> i think i love this. >> 2013. >> do you love it? >> my last surprise, this is typical. do we want all this now or later. >> w...

>> she couldnt even -- she opened it and she started eating. >> i had them slice some for her because i knew she wasnt going to be able to wait. honestly, thats a great gift. >> thats an amazing gift. how do you find that. >> theres an of the month for everything. >> its so delicious. nobody ever thought to get me this gift. im very touched. im going to eat the salami and wear my bedroom slippers. >> i have one other thing coming for you, too. >> for my obscene food eating, pepto-bismol. im goin...

I can let my freak vibe fly? >> i would love to. ♪ ♪ >> everyone start cleaning up the area where theyre standing. >> oh! >> oh! >> oh my gosh. >> another option? "the big short" a new comedy drama starring brad pitt, ryan gosling and christian bale. or what about this? greg would love this? alvin and the chipmunks are back. are you going to see a movie, gregory or are you too hip for that? >> movies are great around the holidays, an excuse to get away from your relatives. it doesnt matter...

Something done with qualifications and experience. how about winning on the merits. how about -- >> the republicans cant win. im telling you this guy can win. he scares me to death. i hope he doesnt run because i think it will make it very difficult for the democrats to beat him. >> i think youre being honest. >> and i would die for a right winger getting nominated. >> greg is right, you need that uniting candidate and he or she may not be out there yet, but as it is right now, it may not even b...

Great enthusiastic host. first up, jimmy kimmel hit the pavement for a man in the street response to the state of the union. the problem is the clowns were asked before the speech. >> oh, dear. >> what did you think of the state of the union last night? >> it was awesome. i loved it. >> what specifically was good about it?>> just that he was --t everybody was talking about. >> which is what? >> i dont know. i havent even seen it. >> what did you think about obama faking the heart attack at the e...

Sometimes the best part of the super bowl, and weve got a sneak peek of just a few of them in a moment, but, first, imagine youve always wanted to go to the super bowl. your team was playing. youd never think youd go, and something like this happens. >> what? what are you talking about? >> those are super bowl tickets. >> no. >> yeah. >> no, they are not. >> we cant do this. >> we can. we fly out on saturday. >> no. >> no. no, this cant happen. >> its gonna. were going to the super bowl, mom. >>...

I want somebody who will get something done with qualifications and experience. how about winning on the merits. how about -- >> the republicans cant win. im telling you this guy can win. he scares me to death. i hope he doesnt run because i think it will make it very difficult for the democrats to beat him. >> i think youre being honest. >> and i would die for a right winger getting nominated. >> greg is right, you need that uniting candidate and he or she may not be out there yet, but as it is...

Love the banjo. all right. time for one more thing beginning with you, greg. >> time for this. i hate these people! >> all right. super bowl, if youre going to be watching it at a bar, do not order a mojito. hate mojito drinkers because it slows down the work at the bar. keep it simple. beer, wine, whiskey, vodka, bloody marys is as complex as you can get. dont want you standing in front of me ordering a mojito. >> at the bars you go to, do they even have those drinks? >> they dont. >> dana, go....

>> im just surprised that greg would have a couple of super bowl tickets. >> i had a surprise. friends of mine from seattle made a last-minute decision and scott and bris la standsel are coming out on saturday afternoon and are going to stay with us and going to the game on sunday. >> thats going to be fun. >> and my brother-in-law is coming and going to the bronco game with peter and jasper and i are going to watch it on the couch by ourselves. >> the bronco game? >> it is a bronco game. >> don...

Taken or rocket-propelled grenade taken, arent you -- >> bob: if you read the muslim brotherhood statement after it took place, they denounced it. >> dana: we have to go. well keep talking about this, because in the media and elsewhere some people blame this on the anti-muslim movie we talked about. greg doesnt buy it. hes next.