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Yes, yes, yes. Greg happy tuesday i love every 1 of you almost too much. Lets get started. Dylan old dany is trying to switch from chairmans Gender Influence or do standup comic. After the budweiser fiasco you have to admit that takes balls. I know where this is going. I government sponsor report says the country should move quickly to prevent ai from Making Humanity Extinct which is why ive created a robot that pokes holes in condoms. [ laughter ] greg stupid but the u. S. State department of t...

Be here for that. Ill just let it wash over me. Wow. Competing. Gregs happy monday, everyone. G lets get startered. March is womens history month. Yemarch iss. Where we all rememberll w the contributions. Ther women in history. As if theyd ever let us forge t. Harvard University Poll shows donald trump with a sixe e point lead over joe biden. Si meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with arr six point lead ovehoidr. The cdc is no longer recommending that americans stay home after test...

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Animals are great. Plus we will do our secret Santa Gift Exchange. You dont want to miss our annual tradition. We invented. First we have been making a list and checking it twice. Lets find out whos on the fives knotty and nice list. Look at that graphic. Spent a lot of time on that one. All right, dana. I am transfixed by juans suit. Juan this was jesses Christmas Gift to me last year. I think its a joke about snowflakes and liberals. But i actually like it. He didnt think i would like it. I am...

Thing when she ripped up the speech. First of all, its a legal document, you are not allowed. Its illegal what she did. She broke the law. Juan mocking the democrats over how the Iowa Caucuses were handled. They couldnt even take a simple tabulation. And yet they are telling you how to run the country and how to run health care. They have no idea who won. They have no idea. But i will tell you who won, the republican side. They accounted for every single vote. And it was a lot of votes. It was a...

Thing when she ripped up the speech. First of all, its a legal document, you are not allowed. Its illegal what she did. She broke the law. Juan mocking the democrats over how the Iowa Caucuses were handled. They couldnt even take a simple tabulation. And yet they are telling you how to run the country and how to run health care. They have no idea who won. They have no idea. But i will tell you who won, the republican side. They accounted for every single vote. And it was a lot of votes. It was a...

Noble has ever been as ecstatic for. He punctured his ball the bull has lost his ball. Look how sad he looks. He is heartbroken. I wonder how cnn feels about this sad bowl if it were trump. Or how does msnbc feel about this bad bowl if it was trump . How would the New York Times feel about this sad bowl of it were trump . [laughter] i will be honest i just wanted videotape of the bull. [laughter] for the media to feel good something must feel bad so it was like christmas and spring break combine...

And congratulations, you just guaranteed that millions more people are going to learn about Narcissistic Personality Disorder and malignant narcissism. Good job. Trump counter punching by saying george is jealous of his wife and calling him a stone cold loser and has been from hell. The president also surveying up this beat down earlier. I dont know him. He is a whack job, no question. I really dont know. I think hes doing a tremendous disservice to a wonderful wife. Kellyanne is a wonderful wom...

He punctured his ball the bull has lost his ball. Look how sad he looks. He is heartbroken. I wonder how cnn feels about this sad bowl if it were trump. Or how does msnbc feel about this bad bowl if it was trump . How would the New York Times feel about this sad bowl of it were trump . [laughter] i will be honest i just wanted videotape of the bull. [laughter] for the media to feel good something must feel bad so it was like christmas and spring break combined this week the parents were out of t...

Ecstatic for. He punctured his ball the bull has lost his ball. Look how sad he looks. He is heartbroken. I wonder how cnn feels about this sad bowl if it were trump. Or how does msnbc feel about this bad bowl if it was trump . How would the New York Times feel about this sad bowl of it were trump . [laughter] i will be honest i just wanted videotape of the bull. [laughter] for the media to feel good something must feel bad so it was like christmas and spring break combined this week the parents...