disappear and never use machines. eric: what is a lemur? kimberly: cute. dana: with a long tail. eric: what was the question? my resolution is to listen to more rush limbaugh and mark levin. greg: you re branching out. kilhe wants to be like himself. you broke yours. greg: any resolution involving exercise, isn t it meaningless? bob: it s also dangerous. god gave us only a certain number of breaths in our life. why waste them on spinning and the balls they roll around on? i go past the gym and i find it humorous. i played football as you know for a lot of years. the last exercise i did, when i walked off the football field, i said i am never ever going to run anywhere, going to lift any weights. only thing i do is swim.
dumb. it was. dana: all right. we will leave it there but we will come back because bob already broke one of his new year s resolution. it s only january 2. greg has thoughts on the annual tradition that is new year s resolutions coming up. my wife and i have three wonderful children and they make my life just perfect. we were having too much fun, we weren t thinking about a will at that time. we were in denial. that s right. [ laughter ] we like our freedoms, but at the same time we have responsibilities to the kids and ourselves. we re the vargos and we created our wills on legalzoom.
now back to new york and the five. greg: welcome back to the five. according to the new york times, a paper, our inability to create resolutions created $62 billion industry made up of health club and diet industries. our lousy with l power means gyms and weight watchers will never go out of business because we are all losers at losing. where you might see failure in this, i see something uniquely human. resolutions are based on the fact that humans loathe humanity. we hate our faults so we try to slay them. why is that? we are the only animals on the planet who try to quit things. you don t see bald eagles or badgers making resolution. on january 2, you don t see the raccoon avoiding your trash can in favor of low-fat
internet but romney is the king of youtube. i have been looking at video clip on youtube of president obama. then candidate obama going through iowa. making promises. i think the gap between his promises and his performance is the largest i ve seen since the kardashian wedding and promise of till death do us part. greg: he is dead wrong. at least kardashian s wedding produced some jobs. kimberly: true! greg: i want a president clueless about pop culture and celebrity. i was watching price is right and snoop dogg was on, driving a car on. i don t want gin in my cereal. you are mixing two things together. i don t want my president knowing about the kardashians. bob: don t believe it for a second. this guy doesn t know that. probably never heard of them. eric: give him credit. he delivered it well. dana: if you are a new
dana: somewhere in pasadena, one block long. eric: one way street. greg: highway to hell. i know, i bandy the word nanny state around. in this case, i m for a little discipline. because the best thing you can do when you are driving is drive. i mean think about it. think about trying to explain driving to somebody from the 1400s. you are commanding a high-speed vehicle. that is awesome. why do anything else? when i sit in my car, that s all i think about is i can t believe i m in control of a 3,000, 4,000 pounds. i m an idiot. kimberly: okay. bob: we like that. it is dangerous, by the way. people put fast food on the seat. they are driving and think they know where it is. put their hands in the bag but then move away from the line of sight. the mcdonald s lobbyists. kimberly: i know. burger king.