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I am just going to say them all. thats like saying having a cold is like having cancer. thats like saying your phone dying is like your mom dying. thats like saying that wearing a tie thats too tight is like being behead. thats like saying that eating hot soup and having it burn your mouth is like being burned alive while eating hot soup. thats like saying break fingernail is as bad as having a nail in our finger. greg: its hard to pick from those. kat: i didnt know which one to make so they all...

So he just like, babe, in this scenario, in america we are babe, babe, i know i dont have a job and i live with my move and i can only get aroused when i hear we are the champions on the accordion, but at least im not a serial killer, and who is really going to be there for you in the end, and we can get someone to play the accordion. but i dont know women that go for that. i dont think america is going to go for that either. greg: tyrus, is he going to make it to the nomination? tyrus: hes not ...

Kill devil hills. the death toll stands at 43 in the bahamas but is expected to grow. serena williams will have to wait a little longer before she can tie the record. im aishah hasnie. back to greg ge. ball? dodge ball. we all played it in gym class. you pick teams, you throw a ball at your opponents. the team that loses is dismembered in a gruesome ritual. thats how we did it. in first grade. anyway, researchers in canada now say dodge ball is oppressive since the goal is to marginalize the wea...

Everything. greg: im pro dodge ball and playground games because everybody can play. but lets take baseball minor lesion. 300 players in minor league. but even the players are getting paid, they are non-player characters in a video game. kind of weird, dont you think? kat: i loved dodge ball as a kid. not because i was good at it. but i would get hit almost immediately and i would get to sit down. but i think we have to be careful because i totally agree with tyrus that all games could be seen a...

Greg: tyrus, that video this my mind the absolute truth. if you know at an early age that sports is not for you, screw it. get out, learn a musical instrument, start reading. do something. dont be a pawn for another player. dont be a non-player character for one guy in your neighborhood. anyway -- tyrus: are you done? greg: yeah. tyrus: its dodge ball. greg: organized sports are evil. no clapping. tyrus: the next time the super bowl comes on and you want to

What some man tells me has to do. why isnt it sara says. i could go on and on. but people should think about anything else in the world. greg: it should be passive not gender specific. >> sports made you the man you are today. all that time in right field got you thinking. if you are not good at sports it makes you plot to do other things. so all our time in right field paid off. greg: process of elimination. why did i do it for 8 years? tyrus: you never gave up and it turned into other things. ...

Greg: they say they care while polluting the air. google. never head it. hosted a star studded environmental conference in italy, they talked about saving the planet. every time you search something on google its .2 grams of co2. if you search for porn and watch online, that generates more co2 than belgium does. talk aboutalk about a waste. but enough about belgium. prince harry, katy perry. 114 private jets were flying in attendees. others arrived by yacht.

>> if i ever reach arguing with holocaust survivors over the definition of concentration camps. if i reach that level in my political career put a fork in knee, im done. it leaves me to believe in the conspiracy theory of the democratic party. greg: stop there? >> okay. greg: jim, what did you make of the week so far? >> he was great. he got a lot of criticism because he was complaining the first hour. but he has every right to complain. democrats wont work with him. the mueller report was hangi...

Dry, -- tyrus: i would say hoodies and sunblock. we can always go to mars. its more than going to a ball or festival and sit around and talk about what we could do and have a meeting, but its not like they are leaving with wind mills and generators. they are going to show off and they put a green tree on the bottom of it. they say people are so great a because they care about the environment, and they leave the place trashed. its hypocrite wall. hip d its hypocritical. maybe people like greg and...

>> i want to hear more from jill. i used to give a lot of marriage counseling. and i imagine as jill is speaking about about why you should not vote for joe except that otherwise we are going to get trump. joe is probably kicking her under the table, right? thats basically what married couples do. you kick each other under the table. >> they are one-sidekicks. the rest of us just take it and smile for the camera. >> i would love to hear from jill why his policies arent that good. his policies ar...