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Greg: when i said what about me, i was saying that because in every pundits head, theyre -- thats the refrain because trump did it. why cant i? i heard it from a few. >> he broke the ceiling. greg: he broke the ceiling. the historical pop culture ceiling. not ronald reagan. remember, he was in office for a long time, but he was the first guy to go from pop culture to politics in one leap. ill leave you with that thought. final thoughts next. if you leave now, youll miss the pie-eating contest. [...

Too. [bleep] greg: all right. so thats three stories, and my rule is if it happens three times, it has to be an epidemic. i learned that in media training. but you know what else i learned? there may be an untapped market for this content. >> are you ready to take a nonstop flight? do you like seeing shoving, punching, biting and hair pulling? then you need flight fight, volume four. all your favorite mile-high rumbles. all your favorite frequent fighters are here including lady who tries to get...

Im always on xanax -- [laughter] which everybody really should be, thats what theyre for. its unimaginable to me to not have a little plane xanny. spirit airlines is very frustrating. evens coughing on all airplane, but it seems more like sars virus on a spirit airplane. [laughter] everyones dying. so i understand, i understand being miserable, i dont understand where you go from that to im going to punch that guy. greg: yeah. this has become an argument against spirit airlines. >> youre 100% ri...

Greg: right. >> keep investigating, i love it when you investigate me, i love it. its the thing i read about calls reverse psychology, and if you do that, people might think, oh, you might not anything to hide. greg: i dont think that worked for gary hart. [laughter] i think he said follow me, and they did. or was that john edwards? i dont know, dave, what are your thoughts on the future? be what the future holds? >> its going to be more russia. [laughter] which is, like, whats going on with rus...

Again? i know a judge who is deliberating the same thing. >> your agenda is not getting out because people are caught up on the comey issue -- >> i agree, i agree. >> and ridiculous stuff. how do you get rid of -- >> i think -- yeah. >> people in your press office say one thing, the vice president says -- >> well, thats an interesting situation. i actually said today lets not do any more press briefings. theyre getting tremendous ratings, and especially the fake media, theyre going crazy. greg: ...

Definition of irony. [laughter] whats not predictable in all of this is bethune cookman university. it did two brave be things. one, the school invited devos in the first place even though critics believe the administration is a threat to the schools federal funding. and, two, they didnt dis-invite her even after a petition went around to keep her out. and what about president edison jackson, the man who tried to bring order to the graduation? >> if this -- behavior continues , your degrees will...

Well as governor andrew cuomo. nontradition allocates from the business and entertainment industries include the marks, zuckerberg and cuban. duane the rock johnson is a registered republican, and p penny wise the clown. [laughter] meanwhile, yeah, trump supporter antonio sabato jr. is running for congress which means he could be ready for a presidential run in 2024 if were lucky. lets take a look at some of his qualifications. [laughter] ♪ ♪ greg: clearly, he can build a wall of abs. really...

Wonder how this is going to go. >> the honorable betsy devos. i now ask the -- i -- greg: maybe theyre not booing. maybe they noticed lou dobbs in the audience. [laughter] he gets around. but maybe itlling get better when devos takes the stage. >> thank you so very, very much, for this great honor and privilege. i am honored to become a wildcat. greg: anyway, it didnt get better. maybe if she talks about the options one has when meeting someone new? >> anytime we meet someone new, we have two op...

You do it publicly on twitter. i mean, its not deceptive. if youre going to threaten somebody, youre going to do it, you know, privately -- >> its not a dead fish -- greg: exactly. >> half the internet publicly threatens me on a regular basis. greg: thats true. some people here on this floor do that. >> thats not me. greg: before we go to a break, theres a brand new pharmaceutical product on the market, and lucky for you, its tonights sponsor. >> are you struggling to live in modern times? do yo...

On -- get -- theres no evidence, get out of here. and then theyre like, we need to investigate the trump ties to russia. theres no evidence, but were going to find something. [laughter] were going to stay up all night -- greg: yes. were going to get tons of agents and all the reporters, and theyre going to crowd source. it was like when they found sarah palins e-mails -- >> i like to just not predict so that way i cant be wrong, and i can be, like, you were wrong, to everyone else. >> people com...