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Their girlfriends told them to take this class. no woman ever is going in that classroom. there will be one standing by watching you put your name on the list. >> greg: [laughing]. >> you will have special guests speakers like hartley. >> greg: hartley the only one left. up next will aging be stress strenuous if you are kind and generous? fe-changing accident. but are these lines enough? a subaru with eyesight... (kid vo) hey dad! (vo) ...watches the lines for any danger... and can automatically...

Yale and princeton. they are going too far. >> greg: what do you think, tyrus? >> i think that this in a group of young men who watch a lot of porn and sit on the internet, we say they live with their moms and i that are morons and horrible people. there is always one that is smarter than the rest and applies himself and gets a doctorate and gets a job at a college. he wants to surround himself with peers and show what they went through matters. he is a pioneer. he did this porn class. him and 3...

Forgetting how boring and tedious and painful life. old people are great at forgetting stuff. >> greg: thats why biden is so happy. >> they call it the love hormone. i thought the whole story was an excuse to explain why joe bidens is always kissing little girls hair am he has the love hormone and cant help it. >> greg: your suspicion corrupts every topic. >> because the rest of you turned into -- >> how dare you. i say [bleep]. >> we need stability around here. >> well, i stand corrected or sit...

I dont know. i worked hard my life and saved and did things right. i will enjoy it and watch you fight over buying an iphone. i still have a rotory because i prioritize [bleep]. >> greg: its the young market that matters. we marginalized people who can help young people. there is mow mentoring because of that. old people are a pain in the ass and young people have all of the ideas. its not true, walter? answer me. >> there was so much there, greg. the secret to happiness is forgetful inns. -- fo...

>> where is this going? >> greg: all of the tattoos. young women now, walter. they have tattoos all over their bodys. >> how do you know? >> he researches everyone story. >> i dont watch it. i am a baptized mormon. they are over-compensating in utah. utah is a hot bed for silicone valley types. they are broadcasting to the world they are help. -- hip. its mormons trying to get ahead of the rest of us. >> greg: its people trying to distance themselves from being label from fuddy-duddies. >> i thi...