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York knows what a library is for, its for transient masturbating. >> they have to do it quietly. >> and not in my safe space. >> john, i want you to defend these students in a kind of failed left wing way that you might. >> as a liberal intellectual, greg, im going to do my best to dumb this down for. >> you thank you. >> i support these kids. this is what youre supposed to do in college. youre supposed to challenge the status quo and protest and express yourself. >> but they are expressing agai...

Its time for greg mail. here we go. why was there no lou dobbs cameo last week? why dont we let the man himself answer that. >> thank you for noticing. i wasnt on the show last week because i was running in the new york marathon, at least thats what i told greg. what i did was way more awesome. take a look. ♪

Impersonator on "the golden girls" once. can we get that tape? show greg that tape. >> all right. youre right. youre right. >> i think elvis is kind of a hack. >> oh. >> but if you like him, maybe you feel better now. >> youre a hack. were all hacks. im so tired of the word hack. still to come, greg mail but first the most important intervention of the decade. i havent been this excited since marcia got her braces off. i have moderate to severe crohns disease. its tough, but ive managed. but man...

It happens. its the process. it happens. i think you clearly need go back to treatment. hes relapsing right in front of us. its sad. it is a disease. it is a disease. it is a disease. one out of four man bun users relapses after treatment. >> its important to still host these bun terventions to help the men in your lives. >> that might be the coolest thing ive seen in my life. >> good to help people. >> you made the difference. thats amazing. >> bringing joy. >> you did bring joy to the world. t...

Impersonator on "the golden girls" once. can we get that tape? show greg that tape. >> all right. youre right. youre right. >> i think elvis is kind of a hack. >> oh. >> but if you like him, maybe you feel better now. >> youre a hack. were all hacks. im so tired of the word hack. still to come, greg mail but first the most important intervention of the decade. i havent been this excited since marcia got her braces off.

Tours office and thats our uniform. >> all right. garrett. well done. i will be seeing you in a few weeks when i have a meeting with you and your parents and we discuss your future. >> all right. great. >> up next, greg mail. in a few weeks how to be right. its traes automobile octob-- october 27th. the tour starts october 28th in new york. heres a look at some of the places i will be. go to my web site. gutfeld.com for more information on bill oreilly. frush frush frush frush the cold truth is,

Rough. >> it will get worse for you. it never gets any better. high point of your life was high school. >> must trn trusting a pretty blonde in high school. >> i had a mullet. >> shut up. i want to go to break. coming up, why does marc cuban want to be donald trumps running mate? look at that shirt. also whether he ever wants to pump mr. wonderful in the face. >> next week this is important we want to start answering your your questions, your mail. you need to e-mail me at greg mail -- thats not...

Rough. >> it will get worse for you. it never gets any better. high point of your life was high school. >> must trn trusting a pretty blonde in high school. >> i had a mullet. >> shut up. i want to go to break. coming up, why does marc cuban want to be donald trumps running mate? look at that shirt. also whether he ever wants to pump mr. wonderful in the face. >> next week this is important we want to start answering your your questions, your mail. you need to e-mail me at greg mail -- thats not...

Rough. >> it will get worse for you. it never gets any better. high point of your life was high school. >> must trn trusting a pretty blonde in high school. >> i had a mullet. >> shut up. i want to go to break. coming up, why does marc cuban want to be donald trumps running mate? look at that shirt. also whether he ever wants to pump mr. wonderful in the face. >> next week this is important we want to start answering your your questions, your mail. you need to e-mail me at greg mail -- thats not...