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And here i thought that only happened to me. [laughter] rob? you are in the entertainment field. dont you think that performance art gets a free ride because theres no standards? >> yeah, its just whatever, right? you can see this, oh, man, i got this grant to do this thing. [laughter] ivanka vacuuming. greg: yes. >> thats great, just to that. greg: trump plus x. >> shes going to polish some silver. i get it, its very complicated. you mention like anybody else, imagine chelsea clinton, right? th...

Pays attention, which they will. heres your week if youre a democrat. late-term abortion, black face, sexual assault accusations, then more black face, then more assault allegations. could this get worse? if virginias democratic party takes credit for danas queso, then yes. [laughter] but you know what? they wouldnt even do that. [cheers and applause] greg: lets welcome tonights guests! [cheers and applause] a hummingbird -- [cheers and applause] all right, all right. apparently, they didnt try ...

[laughter] the reason why this is such a broad thing is because you dont know what is safe anymore. greg: exactly. >> so i kind of applaud the school, its kind of a warning. because if you send the wrong card to the wrong perp on the wrong day, it could ruin your life. valentines day is the scariest day if youre a dude without a date, and if you gave the wrong woman a card, thats your ass. [laughter] greg: you know, i hate present day valentines day as an adult when you go to the restaurant and ...

[laughter] i think i peaked at 5. but if they can handle it. then college students should be able to handle it. i have no resulting emotional trauma whatsoever from the valentines thing. [laughter] greg: yes. not from that anyway. >> not from that. greg: rob? >> i think its a very problematic holiday. [laughter] think about cupid. you are involuntarily, without consent, violently penetrated -- [laughter] by an underage, e erotic totem. greg: a cherub. >> whatever that is. that cant be good. so i...

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[laughter] greg: i hope thats not my brush. one more. ♪ ♪ greg: thats dr. steve. very thorough for an otter. [laughter] so trump offered something for everyone. he went after russia, or china, he announced another meeting with north korea. so did the media like it? surprise, no. [laughter] >> everything else he said in this speech will be overshadowed by the fact he said there cannot be investigations. >> that the president of the united states at this moment in the world did not mention cli...

As a kid -- >> no, they applauded 20 years -- >> her marriage, greg! she loved valentines as a kid. [applause] mr. chairman of. [laughter] greg: im speaking of in grade school as someone, kat, who got so many cards, i felt bad for those who didnt. thats what i hated -- [laughter] >> im sorry, kat, i know its your time, but you expect us the believe that? [laughter] greg: youll have your chance. >> oh, kids, cover your ears, hes lying through his teeth. >> thats the entire point, right? many. gre...

Means. maybe shes in a vase in the living room. all right. you brighten my day. you also make the voices stop, the voices that tell me to kill. these are terrible and very suggestive. happy valentines day. i got you flowers. like us, they will die soon. maybe thats one i should edit out. anyway, this is my favorite. roses are red, violates are blue -- violets are blue, you are not ignore me. [laughter] [applause] i have more but, you know what? [applause] ill just stop there, okay? ill stop ther...