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Underdog thing. he had to mail out tapes in high school -- >> greg: i did the same thing. it wasnt for basketball. >> brian: fantastic. >> greg: pretend like you never got one. >> kimberly: good for n.b.a. and the knicks. great story. good for kids out there on the bench. you will get a chance to get in. when you do, its your moment. >> greg: good for media hype. >> kimberly: whatever. ticket sales are 27% for the knicks and number one team, forgetting the jerseys, theyre in. >> brian: tim tebow...

Blue. >> juan: what do you think of the fact that republican intensities diminished so much? >> brian: youre right. battling between the candidates. i think it is. its the fact that the rock star didnt get in, chris christie didnt get in, jeb bush didnt get in. >> kimberly: no jeb bush or mitch daniels. >> brian: four people republicans want to put on the pedestal and theyre ripping each other apart and you go i could walk away from all four. just yo >> juan: did you see what jeb bush said? i wa...

Time of financial turmoil when we have high deficit and we need to get the country back track. where you know what? those who have been blessed and have great opportunities -- >> andrea: blessed? >> greg: can i translate that? we cant stop spend something please give us more of your money. thats what you said. >> juan: no, its not. >> greg: we cant stop spending trillions of dollars so rich people spend, give us more money even though it does no good. an argument based on envy. thats all it is. ...

>> andrea: now i get spray tan. >> kimberly: i was going to say, dont reveal all of our secrets. >> greg: if you want to see the greatest tan, go to the park and look at a hobo. they are, theyre gorgeous. >> juan: bronze. >> kimberly: eric bolling on the show has a gorgeous tan. look at this. >> brian: 70% of the people that tan are girls. girls under 29. young as 16. a small segment of society. >> andrea: would you let your daughter tan under 18? >> brian: thats tough. >> juan: i find this very...

Number one, the idea of lin meeting with tebow, can by a fall on the wall in the conversation? id fall off the wall. >> kimberly: conspicuous right now. >> greg: im not wearing one. the most unique story in your lifetime, brian? this is the most unique story if your lifetime? what life stoppage time do you have? you know -- in your lifetime, what life do you have? i dont watch the knab n.b.a. because its bigoted against the short people. >> juan: i was going to say mugsy boggs. >> greg: that is ...

Geezers in charge of that? thanks to the relentless drone since the 1960s, no wonder the world hates us. america reflected what was in our movies, wouldnt you? the films dont reflect us at all. they are existing in the minds of starbuck socialists who hate our country, values and themselveses. which is why my favorite movie of the year is the one i made in mexico with an ostrich. its still up on youtube despite the complaints. i take none of you have seen any of the best picture nominees? >> bri...

Check? no, not me. cut brian kilmeade, cut greg gutfeld, dont cut me. >> juan: those are millionaires. most americans would say -- >> andrea: theyre not milliontarys, juan. >> brian: we all inherited or money. wetch didnt work a day in our life. >> greg: i hang around shirtless carried around by my servants. >> brian: who merged my bank accounts? why do i share money with greg? >> kimberly: why do i have an office next to you, let alone merge accounts. >> brian: this is somewhat sad. if you expa...

Disfigurement, any hos of life that would happen in a place like that? really, no, it doesnt. be responsible. over 18. >> brian: in the lawsuit house rules discourage students from calling the police or 911 directly. they want you to go see an r.a. so therefore theyre guilty. this is a tragic story. roommate and girlfriend who gave him drugs and he does not wake up. they see his lips blue, they dont understand he is dying. they try to give him cpr, two hours later they call the cops and the mom ...

>> juan: the oil companies making record pro profits and paying people like greg gutfeld the corporate oil -- >> greg: me? >> juan: -- executive record money. >> greg: me? no, no, no. >> brian: is it fair to go to the beach and point out the horizon and say son, look at that oil platform. well never forget this day. those are the romantic things that could happen in florida. >> greg: i want to live on an oil platform with you. >> kimberly: that is weird. okay. i want to bathe myself in kelp and ...

Drill. step two from the republicans, drill, baby, drill. >> greg: wasnt it almost a preventative speech? >> brian: i know you are going to yell and here is what you will yell about. but i dont drill enough and so we have 1.4 trillion-barrels of oil in our, in the ground that we own. we could actually sustain ourself for 250 years. that is longer than you are going to last. >> andrea: if we bill natural gas, there is a bill in the house and a bill in the senate, president obama said i like this....