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From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents [hiphop music] the highlight of the night was obviously oprah winfrey. Right, she won a Lifetime Achievement award, and her speech her speech was one that made many people feel like maybe oprah wasnt done achieving things just yet. It is not lost on me that at this moment, there are some little girls watching as i become the first black woman to be given this same award. [cheers and applause] for t...

Because its you almost feel like its depressing that hes not a mastermind that is planning all of this. We are just all dealing with a buffoon is almost what youre saying. Yeah, hes stupid. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] boo [coughs] welcome to the fake news. Im ted nelms. Thanks for inviting me into your home. I love what youve done with the place. Weve got a lot to get to, so lets jump right in. First, hurricane randy on the warpath. Destination, florida. Main course, massi...

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A missing 16yearold girl has been rescued and returned home after Authorities Say she was sold into Human Trafficking. Allie spillyards is in our newsroom with details. At a News Conference just a short time ago sheriff leon lott was joined by Richland Countys Human Trafficking task force. They told us that Human Trafficking isnt just something you see in the movies. Its a real problem all over our country, and Richland County is no exception. 22yearold Daytron Hoefer is now behind bars charged ...

Audience chanting larry larry thank you very much. Oh, youre too kind. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Great show tonight. The founder of rookie magazine tav a tav is here tonight. cheers and applause very excited about that. Big news that just sneaked across the border from mexico. laughter kidding the news is here legally. We have him. Infamous Mexican Drug Cartel leader Joaquin El Chapo guzman is captured. Larry got him yes this is great news. Wait, its not going to affect the price o...

Protect it. We are going down to the vault. Down into the basement level. Our studio is held, and for all of the lottery games to include the powerball reporter we are heading underground and if you think that sounds secure enough. The Florida Lottery has their own florida Law Enforcement agency. Ron cave is the director we are charged with i nsurance, the integrity of the game in the 40 Florida Lottery system. Reporter the machines involved in the big drawing are held inside this room. Each bal...

Apparently, el chapo wants a movie made about himself. The way hollywood casts minority roles in films, el chapo will likely be played by emma stone. laughter get ready to receive a full dose of nightliness. This is the nightly show. Lets do it cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central audience chanting larry larry thank you very much. Oh, youre too kind. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. Great show tonight. The founder of rookie magazine tav a tav is here tonight. cheers ...

The dildos are so you can go bleep yourself. laughter doesnt that make sense . That makes sense, huh . And polls show that hillary is losing to Bernie Sanders among young americans. Hillary heard that and was, like, chelsea, hurry up and have more babies this is the nightly show, lets do this cheers and applause Whoo Whoo Whoo whoo whoo thanks. Welcome to the show. What great crowd tonight. Im larry b wilmore im very excited about tonights show. But first i want to talk about the oscar nominatio...

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