a dog. yes. yes. he s going to beyes, back here. all right. py new thank you. happy happy new year, everyoneqt wow, it s been quite a year. cue the next show, 2024.02 a look back. yeah, it s been some year that 2024. they went so fast . well so let s look back, shall, ro we? well, first there s this. last year s new year s eve. i m not. i m bored. the maga in. yeah. ha ha ha. i didn t know. green day tribute were a thing.n and theow grey all appear tom middle aged. you go, girlsid. anyway, if there s one thing web learneoud about 2024 is that these so-called punks are about as punk as brit hume in leathe rther khakis. the real rebels don t mimic ese establishment. they actually threaten it like trump or vivek or yes even me. but the fact is, billie armstrong is about as rebellious as your 401k.hell , barbie has more than him. of course, that same night joe had to be reminded of his favorite food. i m curious what sort i menjo of holiday foods have you bee
yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you. thank you. thank you. however, that feels so good. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. she runs bikes and swims. anything to avoid the cops. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. he s the funniest thing to come out of new jersey since chris christie s diet coach, actor and comedian. it s all good as a former miss florida citrus. she never blames the juice. former state department spokeswoman and founder of polaris and security morgan taking. and he s the naughty list for eating sandy s reindeer. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion darren. all right. now, before we get to some news stories, do this. greg s left. yes, that s right. it s the leftovers where i read that jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll send joe machi a strip club and have lizzo give him a tap dance. ooh, tap dance. no, you re right. it s
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The Israeli Military says it hit more than 400 targets in the gaza strip overnight, killing three Deputy Commanders of hamas. It comes as the us israel to delay a Ground Offensive to give washington time to help free additional hostages. Thousands of israeli tanks and Ground Forces are most at the border with the countrys minister telling troops to keep preparing for an offensive, quote because it will come. While the Biden Administration asking israel to hold off on a Ground Offensive, they not calling for a cease fire, any cease would give hamas the ability to rest, to refit and to get ready to continue launching Terrorist Attacks against israel. You can understand perfectly clearly why thats an intolerable situation for israel, as it would be an intolerable situation for any that has suffered such a brutal Terrorist Attack and continues to see the Terrorist Threat right on its borders. These fire are hostages are the top priority right now. But last night was one of the hostages for