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Is the daily show with trevor noah. applause welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning in, im trevor noah. Thank you very much, everybody. My guest tonight has a new documentary about apu from the simpsons, Hari Kondabolu is joining us, everybody. applause but first, but first, finally some good news for Colin Kaepernick. New this morning, form 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick son the cover of qg, once again, not for his playing but for not playing. He is qgs citizen of the year....

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And millions are heading to the path of totality to view the Great American eclipse. The first total eclipse seen in america since 1979. Well have more on this cosmic event on this monday, august 21st. From abc news, this is world news now. We want to get started with the breaking news from southeast asia. Ten american sailors missing after their Navy Destroyer collided with a tanker off of singapore. Five were injured after the crash from the uss john mccain. The injuries are not expected to be...

Telethon. And millions are heading to the path of totality to view the total eclipse, the first total eclipse seen in america since 1 1979. Well have more on this cosmic event on this monday, august21st. From achbc news, this is world news now. We want to get started with the breaking news from southeast asia. Ten american sailors missing after their vessel collided with a tanker. Injures are not believed to be life threatening. The damaged warship is heading back to port on its own power as sea...

This show is a place, has been one of americas most consistent sources of good things for 40 years. I feel like its imperative that it continue. Woodruff all that and more on tonights pbs newshour. Major funding for the pbs newshour has been provided by moving our economy for 160 years. Bnsf, the engine that connects us. Lincoln financial committed to helping you take charge of your financial future. The ford foundation. Working with visionaries on the frontlines of social change worldwide. And ...

This show is a place, has been one of americas most consistent sources of good things for 40 years. I feel like its imperative that it continue. Woodruff all that and more on tonights pbs newshour. Major funding for the pbs newshour has been provided by moving our economy for 160 years. Bnsf, the engine that connects us. Lincoln financial committed to helping you take charge of your financial future. The ford foundation. Working with visionaries on the frontlines of social change worldwide. And ...

This show is a place, has been one of americas most consistent sources of good things for 40 years. I feel like its imperative that it continue. Woodruff all that and more on tonights pbs newshour. Major funding for the pbs newshour has been provided by moving our economy for 160 years. Bnsf, the engine that connects us. Lincoln financial committed to helping you take charge of your financial future. The ford foundation. Working with visionaries on the frontlines of social change worldwide. And ...

Is sure to early. On family is ready for an emotional welcome homeme. Is coming from st. Johns new york city. One of 27. 3 Million People applying to this thanksgiving the biggest rush 62,007 recognized to record by more than 55,000 People Per Day this weekend. Theyre hoping for smooth travel. L. So far, so good, we took a nap earlier so hopefully we wil be rested. On standby. Check your ticket geek trave times are Early Morning and between noon and three in three and six. 30 million makeover to...

Not much change expected for the next 24 hoursn it will be a little bit warmer tomorrow as w look at thanksgivingng, it will a rainy start as a go deeper into thanksgiving afternoon we will see rain showers gradually fade away, we will have cloud cover today and tomorrow. And we will have to wait until sundayay the. This holiday, prepare for heavy traffic. Bible is at hopkins with a no landlines here, you check out the board because he just a few delays. On a busy day, theyre ready for an emotio...