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Point. he really is too patriotic to be faithful to his wife. i mean, what are we talking about with these people? thats why they dont trust politicians. >> maybe he wanted to make mark san forward look good. >> congress is running 15% approval because people talk like this and they say things like i made a mistake. >> theyre providing some thin veneer of cover for people who want an excuse to go back and believe in them. you know, you need some way to justify yourself -- >> you just described a...

Now save $50 on a droid razr maxx hd by motorola. the top 10 things you dont want to hear from a guy dressed as abraham lincoln. number 10. >> how about you and i form a more perfect union. number 6. >> damn, girl, you make mary todd look like yulysses s. gran. >> easy, easy. number 5. >> does the 5 dollar bill make me look fat? >> number 4. >> wow, i thought my clothing was out-dated. >> the number one thing you

Want to hear from a guy dressed up like abraham lincoln. this is the best david letterman top ten i have heard in so long and its coming up. >> damn girl, you make mary todd look like ulysses s. grant. i have low testosterone. there, i said it. how did i know? well, i didnt really. see, i figured low testosterone would decrease my sex drive... but when i started losing energy and became moody... thats when i had an honest conversation with my doctor. we discussed all the symptoms... then he gave...

Like rove and others have culled the herd? >> i think theres no question that democrats got lucky last year. republicans had a pretty poor crop of candidates. you had some candidates, senate candidates, republicans, who lost in states mitt romney won. so you cant only blame mitt romney. however, i also think you have to give guy and his team credit in terms of recruitment. its not just the other side. but i think that theres no question 2014 is probably going to be a much tougher year for democr...

Louisiana and immigration, of course, down there. if youre the democratic leader, do you want to advise people to vote with the majority and help them pass bills or save themselves? >> i think youre going to see a little bit of both not to step on guys territory here. but i think that you will see some public boosterism and you will see people privately getting a pass. i think you have seen it in response to immigration in the last couple days with some of the senators you have discussed a minut...

And the white house -- >> oh, okay, in other words, ill get back to the governor on this. i cant understand this argument. if you dont like the way a guys policies are running, bring down the government. >> thats not it. >> its always an abyss, a slitdown. >> can we get some real cuts? can we get some real objectives attained in this debate instead of putting -- we get to the same point. i mean, you guys make the same argument every time. you want to shut down the government. maybe -- >> because...

Suddenly, faraway places dont seem so...far away. ♪ back to "hardball" now to the "sideshow." first david letterman brought on washingtons birthday or presidents day as a lot of people call it by showing us what happens when you send an abe lincoln look houst-alike to streets of new york city. what you dont want to hear from a guy dressed like lincoln. >> number ten. >> how about you and i form a more perfect union? >> number eight? >> daniel day-lewis wishes he looked this good. >> thats ri...

Dont want to hear from a guy dressed as abraham lincoln. >> hey, jass, you going to thank me for the dayoff? >> pretty good. >> time to look at the morning papers. well start with the "wall street journal." according to aaa, gas prices have jumped 43 cents over the past month putting the national average at $3.73. in fact, fuel prices have climbed for 32 straight days. experts blame an increase in demand and several refineries shutting down as two of the contributing factors. the "new york tim...

Hats over 16 ounces? >> number five? >> does the $5 bill make me look fat? >> number four. >> wow, i thought my clothing was outdated. >> number two. >> hey, where is my idiot son, abraham wmpl lincoln? >> and the number one thing you dont want to hear from a guy dressed as abraham lincoln. >> hey, jackass, are you going to thank me for the day off? >> i say number two takes the cake. where is w.? as we talked about earlier were down to the wire when it comes to avoiding big chops in governmen...

Hes broke. >> thats who i was thinking of. >> he has no money. >> let me help kids out that are athletes. look at magic. the opposite. a good business guy. a guy who caught on even with his health challenges. its chilling to think hes overcome what hes overcome. not only be a popular figure and role model but also become a business guy. its so hard to do that. mantle couldnt do that. >> mantle was a disaster until the memorabilia boom. listen. there are role models after sports. what about dave ...