the i want of i am america one voice united we stand i am america the pizza man, the guy who puts out hilariously bizarre ads with random campaign managers smoking cigarettes, the guy with no knowledge of foreign countries. wow. so how did he get here? mr. front-runner, meet mr. microscope, an explosive peet in new york times today takes us inside the chaos of the campaign. former staffers spill the dirt on campaign, being m.i.a., not planning conference calls, staff meetings, calling off appearances at the last minute. and mr. nice guy routine, not with the folks in his campaign.