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Minutes is. its a big deal for the population that loves standup comics, thats where you saw us. >> welcome whitney cummings. >> you have to figure out five minutes, youd be changing things, or finding synonyms to work on your set. im having a ptsd flash back of getting through my leno pieces. >> next woman to get married, catch the bouquet, see if one guy talks to you for the rest of the night. >> comics have always been a hallmark of our show, and one of the big challenges is trying to figure ...

>> the great chefs of ire rand. ireland. theres a thick book. >> terrifying is what five minutes is. its a big deal for the population that loves standup comics, thats where you saw us. >> welcome whitney cummings. >> you have to figure out five minutes, youd be changing things, or finding synonyms to vulgerize your set. im having ptsd flash backs. >> next woman to get married, catch the bouquet, see if one guy talks to you for the rest of the night. >> comics have always been a hallmark of our ...

Up to 500,000 jobs, nothing has changed about the deal of course, in two days we somehow went up 50,000 more jobs. >> we have $450 billion worth of things ordered for a very rich country, saudi arabia, 600,000 jobs, maybe more than that. >> 600,000. do i hear 600,000? and now its a $450 billion deal. every time this guy talks, the numbers go up. >> this is equipment and various things ordered from saudi arabia, $450 million, over a million jobs. >> okay. this is kind of not even funny anymore. >...

Deal. every time this guy talks, the numbers go up. >> this is equipment and various things ordered from saudi arabia, $450 million, over a million jobs. >> okay. this is kind of not even funny anymore. >> i think thats over a million jobs. a million to over a million. >> yes, yeah. a million to over a million jobs, sure. you ever notice that there is -- if there is a sentence with a number in it, trump cannot complete that sentence without raising the number. thats thing two, or maybe three, or...

That christopher steele dossier. he also threatened to impeach deputy attorney general rod rosenstein and fbi director christopher wray for not turning over documents he wanted from the mueller probe. >> i think the american people understand that the fbi should not go to secret courts using information that was paid for by the democrats to open up investigations and get warrants on people of the other political party. thats the type of stuff that happens in banana republics. >> so theres clear ...

Christopher steele dossier and threatened to impeach rod rosenstein and christopher wray for not turning over documents he wanted from the mueller probe. >> i think the american people understand that the fbi should not go to secret courts, using information that was paid for by the democrats to open up investigations and get warrants by people of the other political party. thats the type of stuff that happens in banana republics. theres clear evidence of collusion with the russians, it just hap...

Vindication because i sleep well at night because ive been telling the truth the entire time. >> this guy talks like one of the old soviets. you know, during the cuban missile crisis. they will say anything that serves the purposes of their political cause. >> and the irony is hes the chair of the intelligence committee. nunes and intelligence are an oxymoron based on his performance. >> upper case i. >> over the recent years. >> and then he has to recuse himself because of that performance on t...

Its a big deal for the population that loves standup comics, thats where you saw us. >> welcome whitney cummings. >> you have to figure out five minutes, youd be changing things, or finding synonyms to vulgerize your set. >> im having a ptsd flashback trying to get through my leno appearances. >> next woman to get married, catch the bouquet, see if one guy talks to you for the rest of the night. >> comics have always been a hallmark of our show, and one of the big challenges is trying to figure ...

Vulgerize your set. >> next woman to get married, catch the bouquet, see if one guy talks to you for the rest of the night. >> comics have always been a hallmark of our show, and one of the big challenges is trying to figure out, okay, this is working really well in the clubs. but when you put a television lens just a couple of feet away from the performer, it can feel too abrasive. its too much. jim gaffigan. you cant curse, you cant talk about drugs. there were times when i would have jokes an...

Of those shows, because the television was the showcase. >> im background of german and so we are just thin angry people. and the great chefs of ireland and theres a thick book. >> terrifying is what five minutes is is. >> and so it is a big deal for the population who loved standup comics is where you saw us. >> please welcome whitney cummin cummings. >> and you would have to figure out five minutes and use sin gnomes to -- synonyms to help the material. >> and they say when you catch the bouqu...