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January 3, 2018
Actually hear the president do that. talk is fun, bluster is fun. theres a big difference when sheriff clark does it, he gets in twitter time out and the president, but theres a lot of sheriff clarks who follow the president and what he tweets. and thats worrisome. >> the president suggested that huma abedin should be jailed. there was a freedom of information act requested showed she had forwarded her passwords to her yahoo account and we know years later yahoo was hacked, and hes saying she be...
March 19, 2015
A girl on a motor scooter. and a man standing in front of a kumquat bush. many, many pictures of the guy in front of the kumquat bush. it was weird. more photos were getting added by the day. so matt wrote a piece about what was happening for buzz feed. the folks at the apple store told him it was because his old phone, the one that had been stolen or lost in new york, had somehow ended up in china. china! and that stolen phone was still connected to his apple account. so they quickly fixed it. ...
March 19, 2015
Select business purchases with your ink plus card from chase. and with ink, i choose how to redeem my points for things like cash or travel. hows the fro-yo? just peachy...literally. ink from chase. so you can. best new thing in the world today spans two hemispheres and two giant countries. a little over a year ago, matt stoppara senior editor at buzzfeed, left his iphone at a bar in new york city but it was gone. it would otherwise be the end of the story. guy gets new phone. the end. a year ...
March 19, 2015
So matt wrote a piece about what was happening for buzz feed. the folks at the apple store told him it was because his old phone, the one that had been stolen or lost in new york, had somehow ended up in china. china! and that stolen phone was still connected to his apple account. so they quickly fixed it. they essentially turned off the stolen phone in china, except it wasnt the end. that buzz feed story matt had written became a sensation in china. apparently everybody and their brother in chi...
March 19, 2015
Romantic somehow or like they were long lost brothers. ultimately, they found the guy in front of the kumquat bush. first, they figured out the photos were taken in southeast china. a kid who lived there recognized the guy as his uncle. then everybody started calling him uncle orange. because of the orange tree. then the kid and uncle helped the two get in touch. although the orange tree guy was a little nervous at first. he stated his preference to be called brother orange instead of uncle oran...
March 19, 2015
Rand paul is now expected to announce his presidential bid very soon on april 7th. we also got the exciting announcement today that an eccentric new york city real estate developer named donald trump is pretending harder than usual that hes going to run for president. he says hes forming an explore tore committee. he said he told nbc that he will not renew his contract for his reality tv show, which is called the "celebrity apprentice." although nbc says theyre still planning on that show, havin...
March 19, 2015
Brother in china read the story and went on a hunt for the guy in front of the kumquat bush or the orange tree as they called it. people all over china decided they wanted to help matt find this guy two had his phone. they thought the story was romantic somehow or like they were long lost brothers. ultimately, they found the guy in front of the kumquat bush. first, they figured out the photos were taken in southeast china. a kid who lived there recognized the guy as his uncle. then everybody sta...
March 19, 2015
Is ignoring, is a guy whose official pitch for the job right now is he knows exactly what kind of pastry can cure your diabetes. people wonder why i love my job. i have the best job in the world. >> see for yourself how this kit works. and what it can do for you. im mike huckabee and i approve barton publishings diabetes solution kit. t a one-thousand-dollar volkswagen credit bonus on jetta models. seriously, pinch me. its not a dream. ow! its the volkswagen stop dreaming, start driving event. s...
March 19, 2015
Just announced, make the switch to ford and get $750 competitive owner cash on top of other offers at your local ford dealer. introducing... a pm pain reliever that dares to work all the way until... the am. new aleve pm the only one to combine a safe sleep aid plus the 12 hour strength of aleve. how do crest 3d white whitestrips compare to a whitening toothpaste? lets see. the paste didnt seem to do much for me. the whitestrips made a huge difference. thats not fair! crest whitestrips work belo...
March 19, 2015
Chase standing for cut holes and sink em. thats what the acronym stood for. in 1964 the u.s. military would take chemical weapons and nerve agents and unwanted ammunition and munitions of all kinds, they would load them into containers sometimes they would even load them onto a ship they didnt want anymore, and they would cut holes and sink em. they would just dump this stuff into the sea. the oceans big, it can take it. they did this for years. they did this like at a dozen sites on both americ...