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Not going to ease anytime soon. we could be in this situation for a few more weeks. back to you. >> janet shamlian in texas for us, janet, thank you. who could forget those images, the once like this. oil-slicked pelicans clinging to life in the wake of the bp oil disaster. msnbcs jeff corwin has an exclusive look at how the birds of the gulf are faring one year later. and same-sex couples plan to protest the president today over immigration laws that force hundreds of them to live on separa...

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