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Forward to the moment when you can hug your dad. Voice, who has now finally made it out of the country. Lots of other people stuck there at this point in time. Thank you for bringing us the story a new our of Cnn News Central starts right now donald trump is attacking american in jews again and in doing so essentially telling jews how they should vote or else Where In The World is Kate Middleton apparently remains a question today reported citing though of the princess of wales. Does this finall...

in fact, sonoma county firefighters had to rescue someone trapped in their car that was surrounded by rushing waters. also right now, some supporters of a far right group that calls itself gods army heading to the texas border and calling for a civil war. what they say theyll do when they get there. plus, the eu reaching a critical $54 billion deal to fund ukraine. so, can president biden push congress to do the same? our nbc news reporters are following all of the latest developme...

because once he was arrested, ethan was given a psychiatrist, a psychologist. he told them he lied in those texts. he hadnt asked his parents for help. that did not come before the jury because theyre privileged medical records of ethan crumbley. >> how did the mother describe the meeting with school officials that happened as people might remember, the morning before the school shooting happened? >> reporter: remember, that morning she had been sent a math sheet where he had bullets a...

is it about him? >> i really think he has a heart for the common man. >> hes not with the status quo. >> eight years later and the media still treating trump voters like zoo animals. >> whats your message to iran? >> dont, dont, dont, dont. >> jesse: guess what? they didnt, and now three americans are dead. >> along the way we discovered secret chinese staging hotels embedded with an illegal alien caravan that rode the next san train of death. >> a look inside a migrant caravan where b...

at contra costa college. start today at contracosta.edu the plan would have made donald trump the presumptive nominee for the gop. tonight, on laura coates live. ♪ ♪ ♪ news, sorry. good now? great. news today has been stunning. that republican national committee was considering, i mean, seriously considering a resolution that would declare donald trump the presumptive nominee. and just like that, after weve only heard from, remember, its only been two states. we do have 50, and...

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with a partner that puts you first. godaddy. coming up this hour on "fox & friends." nikki haleys fox news town hall digging into the issues. and even getting some laughs in iowa. >> i think im going to out myself here at the beginning saying i voted for trump in 2016 and 202020. >> me too. [laughter] >> ainsley: she says being a good mother and being a good wife helped her succeed. >> steve: we have highlights coming up. and get ready to flip out over. this flippy, the robot cook is w...

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