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Before i even hit the ground. i knew exactly what happened. everything felt real hot. >> we were on a dismounted patrol on abandoned compound and i stepped on dismantled ied. the beginning of saving private ryan, everything goes cloudy and the hearing, the bells and the smoke, they did a pretty good job. i wasnt even aware of my injury. i just knew that i couldnt stand up. and i kept trying to lead the patrol until my platoon leader kind of patted me on the head you need to worry about getting o...

Stroller. >> i love it. he looks good. you got to love that guy. >> he doesnt look like a grandpa yet. >> he is reportedly dating an adult film star that is half his age. >> now is more appropriate for charlie. >> hes really not ready to be called grandpa yet except during role play. >> stop. move on. >> all right. lets move on to another story, more high brow. the folks at bad lip-reading are at it again. instead of mit romney or biden, theyre taking nfl out of context. >> how are you feeling? ...

Is that a bother? >> whats wrong with him? >> dare you to spit in that guys drink. >> i went out with a girl this weekend. we just kept having a ball. i come over to hang out after the game and its just -- the floors are just bean bags. so im a jerk. you have floor bags? youre not living in southeast asia. >> he said, dude, your cat is just pregnant. sid okay, so i wont go and kick her. >> finger time. >> the beanbags. >> that is too good. >> ham bone. anyway, lets move to capitol hill. >> all r...

Concert so it must carry extra meaning. >> the only meaning it does -- i was actually a cindy lauper guy. the only meaning it has for me is he has grown into his nick nickname. i found next sell to be an old nickname like ham bone and axel and it is on a rocking chair on the parch. axel as young doesnt make sense. >> the rose part should be cactus. >> yes, well, there is a yin and a yang to it. the buddy mulch. he is bringing over the pipes for later. >> opening act tiny, tiny greg gutfeld. >> u...

The family who were quite shy when it actually came to performing on stage, you loved it. >> i was a ham bone. >> you wanted to be there. you wanted to be little elvis running around. is that true? do you remember that part of it? >> yeah. i remember one night i had 100 some odd fever, i was 5 years old, 6 years old, something like that. my mother wouldnt let me perform. i was bawling all night up in the room. i had to call in sick that night and i couldnt get to put my jumpsuit on. i was crying...

When it actually came to performing on stage, you loved it. >> i was a ham bone. >> you wanted to be there. you wanted to be little elvis running around. is that true? do you remember that part of it? >> yeah. i remember one night i had 100 some odd fever, i was 5 years old, 6 years old, something like that. my mother wouldnt let me perform. i was bawling all night up in the room. i had to call in sick that night and i couldnt get to put my jumpsuit on. i was crying. thats the one thing i rememb...

I dont remember that. i cant remember doing that. i dont even think i knew what i was doing, that i was actually impersonating somebody else. >> ive seen your parents say that unlike the other kids in the family who were quite shy when it actually came to performing on stage, you loved it. >> i was a ham bone. >> you wanted to be there. you wanted to be little elvis running around. is that true? do you remember that part of it? >> yeah. i remember one night i had 100 some odd fever, i was 5 year...

I cant remember doing that. i dont even think i knew what i was doing, that i was actually impersonating somebody else. >> ive seen your parents say that unlike the other kids in the family who were quite shy when it actually came to performing on stage, you loved it. >> i was a ham bone. >> you wanted to be there. you wanted to be little elvis running around. is that true? do you remember that part of it? >> yeah. i remember one night i had 100 some odd fever, i was 5 years old, 6 years old, so...

may not have heard of. you should. six-time grammy nominee bruno mars. ♪ just the way you are >> i ask him the questions few others have dared to put to him. whats the worst song youve ever written? if i could take away the money or the women, which would you rather keep? >> definitely the women, piers. what kind of question is that? what is this, a setup? >> bruno mars, the man, his music. probably the biggest pop star in the world right now. this is ""piers morgan" tonight." whit...

six-time grammy nominee bruno mars. ♪ just the way you are >> i ask him the questions few others have dared to put to him. whats the worst song youve ever written? if i could take away the money or the women, which would you rather keep? >> definitely the women, piers. what kind of question is that? what is this, a setup? >> bruno mars, the man, his music. probably the biggest pop star in the world right now. this is ""piers morgan" tonight." white house staffer, he played one on t...