Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight our guest tonight, was the National Security adviser to president president obama. Here to talk about her new memoir, susan rice is joining us on the show, everybody cheers and applause were going to have a lot of fun. Also on tonights show, the pope is getting horny. Lewis black is here to fix health care. And donald trump is cockblock congress. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with pope francis, leader of the worldwide Catholic Church and president of the tall hat club club. Francis has shaken up the church for years now. He said he disappoint judge gay people. He said your pets will go to heaven. And now hes considering maybe the biggest change yet. Pope francis signaling a possible depasture from a centuriesold tradition in the Catholic Church the requirement of celibacy for priest is open f
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Storm warning was issued for hawaii. They are warning residents to prepare for possible heavy rains, strong winds and high surf. Ginger zee has more. Reporter the latest view from space, two hurricanes swirling over the pacific ocean, their target paradise. Hoping we can get most of the trip in, no plan b just yet. Were working on that. Reporter people streaming into the airports, airlines changing flights for free so folks can get out before it gets in. Go home so that we wouldnt get stuck. Cut his vacation short because, to avoid any delays getting back to San Francisco. Its affected our trip because he has to levave early. This is due to hurricane julio. Reporter hawaiians taking the forecast seriously. I bought some groceries. I brought things in that might blow away or do damage. So when will the storms hit, and exactly how hard . Spencer christian is tracking them here with live doppler 7 hd. Here is the latest radar image. The storms not far apart and close in strength and inten
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The second deadly hit and run this week, that accident happened in the 2700 block of masher street. Nineteen yearold mother josephine riveria and her somebody david were crossing the street when they were both hit by this white four door acura or infinity, young mother tried to pull her child out of the way before he was hit and both were critically injured. She was released earlier this week and recovering but now has to deal with the death of her son. Family spokesperson addressed reporters yesterday and pleaded with information about the the car and its driver. Just so tragic and hard to see a twoyear old injured in such a significant way. Any information makes a difference to us. And again, the driver of that southwest philadelphia deadly hit and run still has in the turned herself into police but authorities have been in contact with her attorney. That case closer to a conclusion then the hit and run in kensington. There is a 10,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest