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Come on, to the book club whyatt here woof woof p is for pig Red Riding Hood rollin in princess pea at your service [sniffing] and you say your name great. Were all here. Together we will solve pigs problem lets go [computer beeping] ok, pig, state your problem i need to figure out how many pieces of fruit there are so we can make juice thats a tough one oh, boy how do i figure out how many there are all together . Hmm, i want to figure that out too. When we have a question, we look. [all] in a ...

Steve hey ive been looking for that grunts george couldnt believe all the stuff under aunt margarets couch. Ah. Stairs . Huh . screams hogie squeaking whats the matter, george . chattering steve hey, that looks like the alley outside. Outside . outside . oh, no hogies escaped, and hes got professor wisemans camera steve bicycle, bicycle, bicycle, bicycle. Phew phew groans how am i gonna find a little bitty hamster out there . Hmm. gasps, chatters good thinking. We can look at the computer, and f...

She thought the only thing that we gave her for her wedding was that chintzy little gravy boat. Thats why you didnt call us all these years. Uh, well, we were a little hurt, but. You cant put a price on friendship. You know, youre not gonna be able to cash that. Honey, write them another check. Absolutely. Uh, remember, its 2002. Yeah. Now, you use this for something fun. No paying bills with this. No, no, no, no, no actually, we were, uh. Planning a trip to new orleans. New orleans thats our to...

And her name is rosina. Rosina rosina isabel, how do you become an opera singer . Kind of like an athlete, you need somebody to train you and teach how to do it correctly. And do you have to do exercises to keep your voice in shape . Mmhmm. One exercise that we like to do is kind of silly. We say, hungunnum mi mi mi mi. Hungunnum mi mi mi mi. Hungunnum mi mi mi mi. Very good hungunnum mi mi mi mi. Hungunnum mi mi mi mi. Thats really, really, really good. I like that one. Are there other vocal ex...

Demonstration. All this on the day president morsi said he wanted to be a day of peaceful celebration. There were signs early on it could turn violent. This is not what the revolution aries imagined. Two years on, instability, violence, and division. In Tahrir Square, we saw clashes with police and protesters. Huge crowds filled the square after friday prayers. Opposition supporters been betrayed feeling betrayed that the goals of the revolution were not realized. They are calling for the new pr...

That was my speech. Speech short and sweet. Andre comes in and hes like he kind of reminds everybody, like, oh, yeah, this is real. I want to be briefed on any new developments. I have to whip them into shape and bring them into line. The next time i see you, id like you to be wearing a necktie. Check it out. Secret tie. Playing a cop is awesome because you get to wear a gun on your hip and a badge on your belt. And shes a psycho. [laughs] so this is like her lifes dream. Nothing. What . You loo...

Of the street open up your eyes open up your ears get together and make things better by working together its a simple message and it comes from the heart oh, believe in yourself believe in yourself for thats the place to start place to start and i say, hey hey hey what a wonderful kind of day if we could learn to work and play and get along with each other hey what a wonderful kind of day hey what a wonderful kind of day. Hey arthur over tv hey, d. W. hey whoa loud thud letters shattering annou...

You. In the neighbourhood a Beautiful Day for a neighbour would you be mine . Could you be mine . Wont you be my neighbour . Its daniel tigers neighborhood a land of makebelieve wont you ride along with me . Ride along its daniel tigers neighborhood so much to do, so much to see wont you ride along with me . Ride along ive got lots of friends for you to meet in this land of makebelieve a friendly face on every street just waiting to greet you its a Beautiful Day in the neighbourhood a Beautiful ...

Number three today. Heres what i know about my bff Jacki Schechner. Shes always perfect in every way. Melissa fitzgerald and jacki and i have a thing. You send me ambien texts. It is a thing. Melissas are all misspelled. Jacki sent one yesterday spelled with perfect grammar. What does it take to get you to loosen up, Jacki Schechner . I think youve seen me loosen up from time to time. I think jim and chris have seen it too. Oh, yeah, youre fun when youre loosened up. Stephanie lets just go with ...

A Cabinet Reshuffle as it seeks to defuse the countrys crisis fourth week in a reading contest a six month at Independence Square. Im pulling for the resignation of the countrys president viktor yanukovich. Cheat meal at its new song about that as president since his companys hes all right but instead didnt even like the winning she needs to tend to implement run issues before at the jade rabbit sends its first picture from the new chinas first in a row for kicks up a three month long expiration...