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Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly. . . Look, sondra, the sign water its probably dried up like the last Three Springs we passed. Well, it wont hurt to have a look at it. All right, lets go tell the boys to push the herd along. Whos running this outfit . I am, sondra lindsay, up from the rincon. Were heading for the market at abiline. I dont care where youre headin for. Youre trespassing on private property, helping yourself get the herd moving, dusty. Just a moment. Not so fast. It...

Sides to every issue. So i guess we cant fire him now. I guess we cant fire him now. The night that i win the emmy. Being on the Supreme Court was an improbable dream. Its hard work and its controversial. Without information there is no freedom and its journalists who provide that information. Window rolls down and this guy says, hey, he goes to 11 00. [laughter]. Cokie roberts, welcome. Happy to be here. Thanks so much for having me. So nice to be here with you. This book is so its so interesti...

Sides to every issue. So i guess we cant fire him now. I guess we cant fire him now. The night that i win the emmy. Being on the Supreme Court was an improbable dream. Its hard work and its controversial. Without information there is no freedom and its journalists who provide that information. Window rolls down and this guy says, hey, he goes to 11 00. [laughter]. Cokie roberts, welcome. Happy to be here. Thanks so much for having me. So nice to be here with you. This book is so its so interesti...

The king of trivia. Well find out. From astoria, new york, please welcome tony hightower. [cheers and applause] whats up, tony . Pleasure to meet you, pleasure. This is great. [sighs] 2,000. Well, this is over the course of a decade. Its not beeni didnt do them all, like, this last week or anything. Still, thats quite a lot. And youre no stranger to the millionaire stage, i hear. That is also true. Last year, i was here as the plus one of ken jennings. That dummy. Yeah. Yeah, the tv trivia legen...

And my favorite kind of food. That is right. [applause] off the schneid. You cant get to 1 million unless you get to 500. I know. You got to answer em all, but im justim relieved that im off the schneid. Thats good. Well, lets keep it going. Heres your 1,000 question. To make more money from your yard sale, this old house recommends calling it a what instead . [laughter] im sure that would work. Um. Ooh. A yard sale. I think an estate sale would make more sense. Its just a highfalutin yard sale....

Mallory, that is two. I dont know whats wrong. Im so nervous. Is it because its parents night at school . Its parents night . At school . Already . Yes, yes, it is, mallory. Your night of nights. A chance for parents and teachers to gather, review your grades, and have a good laugh. You just love parents night,dont you . Oh, you bet. I put it up there with christmas eve. How are the dishes coming . Theres one or two left. Well be back by 9 30. Its goingto be very hectic. If you have to skip seei...

I dont even know what they mean beat them off with a stick. Well, if thats your only problem. Its not. I got my report card. Three cs, two ds and an incomplete. I see you studying so hard, tom. What do you think the problem is . I just have to try harder. And i will. I will. I will. I will. I will, i will i will i will. I will thanks, dad. This talk helped. Can you, um. Sign it, please . Do you think a tutor would help . Thatd be great. Itd better help. What can you do with yourself if all you c...

I dont even know what they mean beat them off with a stick. Well, if thats your only problem. Its not. I got my report card. Three cs, two ds and an incomplete. I see you studying so hard, tom. What do you think the problem is . I just have to try harder. And i will. I will. I will. I will. I will, i will i will i will. I will thanks, dad. This talk helped. Can you, um. Sign it, please . Do you think a tutor would help . Thatd be great. Itd better help. What can you do with yourself if all you c...

His talent as a writer and reporter and his unparalleled expertise in Literary Affairs were a gift to the post into her readers. Get with this latest book, rick reminds us again is discontinuing different form, as an historian. The guns at last light the war in western europe 19441945 is the final installment in his trilogy about world war ii. He dedicated nearly 15 years of his life to these three remarkable volumes. Los Angeles Times has called the liberation trilogy a masterpiece of deep repo...

And to keep up with our latest history news. The seven days anniversary of the german surrender to allies in 1945. Next author Rick Atkinson examines the last year of world war ii in europe in his book, the guns at last flight. He focused on the National Mall in 2013. This is about 45 minutes. Now to our author and speaker, writ rick attkisson. It is my personal misfortune that i arrived too late to work with him. He is rightly regarded as one of the most distinguished journalists of our time. H...