and it gives me a deja vu. what do you mean? didn t we do this on monday night s show? yes, but we ended up not running the package that night. still it seems lame. you seem lame. well, one leg is shorter than the other, andy. i didn t know that. well it is because are you a heartless jerk. i didn t think either of your legs could be shorter. i agree to disagree. get out of here. let s start this show. she is so hot she can steam clams by staring at them. i am here with leeann tweeden from poker after dark. it is a card game. and vanity fair s digital editor. and his hepititis dumped him for courtney love. it is bill schulz. and he leaves audiences gasping for air because he suffocates them with a pillow. he is tom shlou. and he is the troll with the liberal soul. good to see you, pinch.
is her birthday? yes. so she is 8. what? people still age if there is no leap day. i don t believe that is true. it is. are you sure. yes. i have to make a phone call and get her out of second grade. do away, you twisted little freak. i shall. let s welcome our guests. she holds six different patents on cuteness. i am here with dana perino, press secretary and one of my co-hosts on the five. he is so rugged that sand paper uses him to smooth wood. it is terry stafford, u.s. army member and wimp. and they are naming a string of hepititis after him, bill schulz. and he is funnier than a clown s head stuffed in a woopie cushion in a mime. jim norton and his latest cd you must buy. it is called despicable. and he is a talking rag who makes you gag. our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. uh-huh.
should my ire be directed to the pop singer or the bird or the handsome anchor? never at the handsome anchor. and by the way, hanker 1 short for handsome anchor. house of representative votes to ban welfare payments. what about the strip club buffet lunches? that s a good . a guy can t go in there and use his welfare money to eat? nothing better than five hot dogs. for free. remember when they would have taco day and how disgusting that was? no. i don t. you have to get like one. after two, hepititis. they had a big, long tray of endless nachos. you wouldn t know how to put your fingers in. finally they would call it heepy hour.
name will burn the inside of your mouth. i am here with jedediah bila. she is also the author of outnumbered an unofficial guide to my slumber parties. if financial smarts were a pinata i would bang him with a bat blind folded. it is adam shapiro. and his hepititis is registered to vote, good for him. it is bill schulz. and he kills audiences with his razor sharp wit and giant razor. next to me comedian tom shalou. it is called serious. and he is a rag who hates the flag. our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. today phyllis journeys to the far off world that is williamsburg to discuss the trend that is called man buns. truth be told if a writer spotted one person wearing a fully loaded diaper in a cool
story. hepititis is another story. i am here with joanne nosuchunsky. he is a had cold as pluto, but most closer. excellent use of the chin thing. don t let his last name fool you. his ego is massive. he is my lover. sherrod small. these girls ain t loyal and he is so bright the rest of the world must wear shades. first time guest jason riley. he has a new book that came outlast month called please stop helping us, how liberals make it harder for blacks to succeed. that s him on the cover. a block. the lede. that s the first story. greg, i m in your apartment right now. i prepped the kill room for your arrival. bring the sacrifice. i will be waiting. excellent. a bunch of wean weenies got rid of the bikinis.