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To lift his water. Yes. Happy wednesday, everybody. So president bidens erybody with theannel Weather Channel aired today. I know. And the forecastai partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories, especially when it cammoriese to phone calls wih hunters business associates. The one thing he didnt s businw how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . Im alread...

Latka you took the tongue right out of my mouth. Danny outsiders help us relate as an audience. Penny what are you some kind of nerd . Leonard im not some kind of nerd, i am the king of nerds. Tina fey theyre seeing everything with fresh eyes. Lurch you rang . Jaleel white that dynamic is pretty awesome, its special. Melissa joan hart that confidence really made people feel like they could be ok to be whoever they are, urkel did i do that . Melissa joan hart and i think, if i believe in who i am...

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Im dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr. , jesse watters, greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in washington, d. C. , and New York City, and this is the five. All right, coming up, the big biden reset coming to a television near you. The commander in chief gearing up for the state of the Union Address tonight, tweeting out this image of him, reviewing his notes, which appeared to be short and choppy sentences, two at a time and in big bold fonts, but you should see our notes. The preside...

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Oh. Oh, my god. Fox news alert. The Hawaiian Island of maui has burned beyond recognition. Devastating wildfires have roaredthslandeyond across the ie and residents compare it to the apocalypse. Ntat least 53 people have been killed already with the death toll expected to increase significantly. Dozens more are missing as thede island now resembles a war zonne. Oh, my gosh. Look a oh, mt the harbor. Baok a oh, mt the harbor. This looks like baghdad or something. The historic popular Vacation Tow...

Good evening, everyone. Im laura ingraham. This is the angry man go from washington. Tonight, fiery, feisty, phony thats the focus of tonights angle. Now, its been a while the week and now its flashback friday. We come together as one nation, bringing america together, uniting our people, uniting our nation with unity. We can do great things, important things, unity, unity. Now we know he didnt really mean any of that, but at least he tried to sound gracious. But last night, joe biden came off a...

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Major flooding on the roads near boston, vehicles stranded. In maryland, video of Power Lines Toppling under cars, Trapping Dozens of people for hours. At least two deaths blamed on the storms. A team hit by a falling tree in south carolina, and a man struck by lightning in alabama. Our team in the storm zone. Also, the massive strike in los angeles. City workers walking off the job. What theyre demanding, and the major impact on city services. New video of that violent brawl on an alabama river...