And if you threw a primary sponsored by the aarp you could be the democratic nominee and in large block print we write thank you for being a dem announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight legion of dem. Plus stephen welcomes governor Chris Christie and carney s. A. T. Or and danielle weissberg with a special appearance by governor Steve Bullock, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on audience chanting stephen hey, everybody whoo rim shot stephen we are live thank you thank you, my friends yeah thanks, everybody welcome one and all, in here, out there, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. We are coming to you live. Tonight we saw clash of the big bs, biden, bernie, buttigieg, bickenblooper. laughter coming into the evening, joe biden had a big lead in all the polls, and to celebrate, his supporters handed out free ice cream they called joe cones. A joe con
Here with a new book called more than enough. Elaine welteroth is joining us, everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, america went to war and then didnt. Theres white people at the bet awards and why somali pirates are actually the good guys. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Last night was the 2019 bet awards, the show that celebrates black entertainment and gives us a break from reruns of martin. As always, it was a night to remember. Tons of star power was on display during the bet awards, including an opening performance by rapper cardi b. Brianna presented the legendary marriage j. Blige with the Lifetime Achievement award. Henson presented life time actor award to tyler perry. Billy rye cyrus also sharing the stage performing old town road. Country rap smash had everyone out of their seats. Trevor thats right, Billy Ray Cyrus got a standingo ovatin at the bet awards. laughter i know black people give Standing Ovations everywhere, comedy shows, sunday at church, t
Well, that does it. Things can finally get back to normal. Yeah, im sure glad thats over with. Thank you, boys, for teaching me that comedy and logic do not go together. No problem, funnybot. I understand now that comedy should be left to the imperfect biological beings. I cant believe its finally over. [banging on metal wall] oh, lerrrd somebody turn on the lights whats going on . Hellerrr i am pleased to announce that the greatest threat to mankind is now gone forever. Justice has been done. Thanks, everyone. Please tell me that youll never do that again, jimmy. Dont worry, fellas. I learned my lesson. I promise. Theres not gonna be any comedy awards next year or will there be . [menacing music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out wow so much energy im trevor noah our guest tonight our guest tonight is
Kinder we have a lot of good stuff going on. The cast of spiderman far from home is back stage. [cheers and applause] theres one movie im excited about this summer well, its detective pikachu, but im also excited about spiderman far from home. This is about peter parker and his friends going on a trip to europe. There are so many super hero movies shooting their vacations. And dr. Strange goes on a yoga retreat to tulum. Do you feel your spidey senses tingling . Go to the doctor. If its not, come back. Today the white house welcomed the world series boston red sox. Some of them anyway. The white ones showed up. I wish it was a joke. It isnt. This is posted on the white house website. President trump welcomes 2018 boston red socks. They spelled sox ocks. There is no detail too small for them to screw up. I hope they dont invite courtney cox. So they took that down, and later in the day they screwed up again. They wrote, remarks by President Trump welcoming the 2018 world cup series cham
[cheers and applause] thank you, mr. Speaker. Thank you all very much. [applause] thank you all very much. Thank you, mr. Speaker for those kinds words. I appreciate the recognition, its hon inhour to be here. Lieutenant governor jones, speaker burns. President prokem kennedy, members of the General Assembly, constitutional officers, members of the Public Service commission, mayor dickens, members of the judiciary, members of the counselor core and my fellow georgians. Later this year the people fulfill civic duty. They will chose who occupy the seats of service and they will determine what course america takes in the years to come. As they have in years past, when they go to the ballot box, theyll see a stark difference between georgia and our nations capitol. Theyll see what weve achieved together at the state level to make georgia an even greater place to live, work and raise a family. And theyll see the hardshipships washington, d. C. Has brought in every home and placed in Kitchen