that s the worst of them all. when bill gets a little crusty and cranky, that can be entertaining. he makes really good points. i don t like o reilly, talks outside of the neck too much. he s a bad ass. eat a lot of vegetables, cut out processed foods. tip of the day? tip of the day. bill o reilly, you re the man. san francisco, long hairs love you. don t trip. all right now. was everybody nice to you there? you have the logo on the mike, so people know right away. well, they hate you, but they love me. they love me. but that s not just san francisco. that s true. you know, the one thing you did tell me, i want to remind the audience. if anyone ever punches me in the
acted alone 25, larger conspiracy 51, not sure, 24. of course i vote killing kennedy and oswald they know all about him, it was a couple things i couldn t answer. so i would probably put myself in the not sure here because there are a couple of things after years i still can t answer about that assassination. i think he shot lincoln, i think he shot garfield. i think he shot mckinley. bill: he would be too old. he couldn t do that. i think he gave zachery taylor end rights. gave william son e he caused warn harding s heart attack. i think he shot j.r. ewing. and he think he might have knocked up january jones from mad men. you are going to have a lot of first kisses. bill: we will put you in the not sure category: do you believe and this is a legitimate poll ladies and gentlemen, do you believe media, the government adds secret mind controlling technology to television
[ laughter ] bill: tiger woods, president obama, go. sorry i was just dreaming about going to europe with john kerry. must feel like bringing stonehenge to them. nice to see obama actually hook a ball behind some shrubbery and blame an actual bush for once. that s what i m happy about when i see. listen, i don t mind if he goes golfing. i wish he would stay golfing. it s when he is done golfing that i have trouble. now, tiger said he was a good putter, and that surprises me because in real life it seems he is always asking for gimmes, i guess some days you are out there on the course, billy, and the hole just looks as big as the area whereby den s brain is supposed to be. some days you just can t miss. it s in the hole. bill: so you don t have any problem with the president recreating with mr. woods who dubious resume. you don t see any problem there. what business is it of obama s? he doesn t care. bill: i say, look, if
questions. everybody else failed. and these are really easy questions. this is what is ricin? ricin? bill: what s a sequester? who is gabriel giffords. yeah. bill: that kind of thing. they were peaceful at my rally. the only time there was any trouble when they handed out free donuts then everybody started tackling and then there was a rite over the donuts. bill: maybe they will legalize donuts at colorado. more from the d man coming up. it tastes good. give it a shot.
and sunk a mid court shot at halftime of the washington wiz game for $10,000 and they just announced him as one of the new cast members in dancing with the stars. it s a good day to be obama. you see photo op.s of him in every single aspect of his day-to-day life say what do they call that governance. i never see any of those shots. bill: you believe he might be a little over exposed? listen, hollywood used to fight the power. now they invite the power. okay? you know those first five rows of the oscars? if you did to them what they do to obama, they call in a security expert. because they are stalking the obamas at this point. bill: were you offended when obama gave the best picture award out because that was engineered by harvey weinstein. i m not offended, i m bored. can i get a night off from these people? [ laughter ] that s all i m saying. bill: watters world on deck. jesse goes down to spring break to ask about liberals