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Oh the sorrows. The sorrows of life! They show up everywhere. A man speaking to a woman at a coffee shop in a college town in Northern California.
– Do you want to go to a cheese tasting with me?
– Where?
– Is there a men’s faculty club?
– No. There’s just the faculty club and a women’s faculty club. I just thought I’d see if you wanted to go.
– Well, uh, I’m lactose intolerant.
– I understand. My son is lactose intolerant.
– I can’t eat a lot of cheese.
– You know, they have cheeses these days that don’t have lactose in them.