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Yeah, yeah, yeah. then all you hear is steel bending. i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadnt seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now hes screaming. and im dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dudes just garbage. hes human garbage. hes a serial rape chester. im dripping wet with sweat, blood on my hands,...

Youre a dead man. yeah, yeah, yeah. then all you hear is steel bending. i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadnt seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now hes screaming. and im dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dudes just garbage. hes human garbage. hes a serial rape chester. im dripping wet with sweat, ...

Which did happen on the show years ago. >> i had no idea. >> so every night hes ended the show with the same thing, sorry, matt damon, we ran out of time. finally matt damon got his revenge and ended up hijacking the show last night and a slew of celebrity guests came out as part of this ongoing gag. it lasted the entire show. take a listen to a little bit from last night. >> welcome to tonights episode of "jimmy kimmel sucks." im your host, matt damon. as an audience, is it weird to see a perso...

Im going to rip the toilet off the wall. im going to bust through this frickin glass. im going to drag it down the tier, and im going to bust through your glass and cut you up your [ muted ]. youre a dead man. yeah, yeah, yeah. then all you hear is steel bending. i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadnt seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now...

Through your glass and cut you up your [ muted ]. youre a dead man. yeah, yeah, yeah. then all you hear is steel bending. i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadnt seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now hes screaming. and im dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dudes just garbage. hes human garbage. hes a...

Up your [ muted ]. youre a dead man. yeah, yeah, yeah. then all you hear is steel bending. i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadnt seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now hes screaming. and im dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dudes just garbage. hes human garbage. hes a serial rape chester. im drippi...

Glass, and cut you up. youre a dead man. yeah, yeah, yeah. then all you hear is steel bending. i got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet aside, yanked it all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hasnt seen me yet, you know what i mean? get on the tier. now hes screaming. and im dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dudes just garbage. hes human garbage. hes a serial ra...

I got behind the toilet, pushed the toilet all the way back. long story short, i ripped the whole toilet off, wrapped my hands up with my socks, smashed through the glass. he hadnt seen me yet. you know what i mean? get on the tier. now hes screaming. and im dragging -- finally get out. all the homeys on the tier are cheering. this dudes just garbage. hes human garbage. hes a serial rape chester. im dripping wet with sweat, blood on my hands, and im dragging the toilet down the tier. i get in fr...

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