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>> thank you, rachel. great to be here. what the conservative media did to shirley sherrod is if they had been covering hansel and gretel as a news story only they watched the part where they leave the trail of bread crumbs and declared them to be anti-social litterers, just "grim," get it, "grimm"? great. come on in. would you like to see our new police department? yeah, all right. this way. and here it is. completely networked. so, anything happening, suz? shes all good. oh, my gosh. is that...

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