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Washington journalism? the editors of politico weigh in. plus eric ericsson on the heated criticism of cnns decision to hire him as a contributor. and the sports channels got tiger to talk, but all too briefly. well, look whos here. its ellen. hey, mayor white. how you doing? great. come on in. would you like to see our new police department? yeah, all right. this way. and here it is. completely networked. so, anything happening, suz? shes all good. oh, my gosh. is that my car? [ whirring ] ...

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In the michael jackson investigation. you wont believe what police found in his home. were just learning about it. it may explain some of the way michael jackson looked. sandra bullocks marital problems go deeper. find out now who else is stepping forward and saying they slept with her husband. ♪ well, look whos here. its ellen. hey, mayor white. how you doing? great. come on in. would you like to see our new police department? yeah, all right. this way. and here it is. completely networked....

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