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In Denmark, they have a claymation childrens show thats about a man with a very long magic penis, over which he has no control and which gets him into all kinds of wacky situations. Ill wait until you go back and check to make sure I told you this is a childrens show. It is, and a critic who saw all the episodes says its harmless and "very Danish." Others say its probably not the best message for kids. And the broadcaster responds that it could have just as easily been "about a ...

Do you know your neighbors? I mean, do you really know who they are? Because one Tennessee couple had neighbors next door who seemed nice and quiet and became close friends and... no, this is not going in a dark direction. What the couple discovered only after a year of friendship was their neighbor with the English accent was a celebrity -- Adam Ant, of all people. This was in the early 2000s, and Adam and his wife divorced and moved away but left behind boxes of stuff that tur...