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Know who that is she is the coolest winner of capture the flag ever. cheers and applause larry yes, this is the nightly show, lets do this captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thursday night i like it. I like it i like it i like it. Man. Very excited. Thank you very much. Larry, Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Youre too kind. Please we got a lot of show to get to. Welcome to the show im Larry Wilmore man its such an exciting show. Bree...

Cheers and applause jon thats our show join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Tomorrow night at 11 00 by, the way i believe our guest senator gillibrand will be joining us. Right now, your moment os zen. When i hear the media say our country is angry, i know theyre wrong. Last year i went to 37 different states across this country in one year. I met people in every corner of america, and they are not angry. Americans are not angry. Americans are filled with anxiety. Dia access group at wgbh access. Wg...

Laughter storage room, bike Club Facility they let me use the president ial campaign. People dont theyre not interested. I dont i should have should have bleep turned the lights on. laughter i say to you, take heart young Robert Jindal your time is acoming. The Supreme Court dealing a major blow to president obama. After a series of losses, conservatives get a victory at the u. S. Supreme court jon oh what did they get . Did the court reaffirm america as official . Did they declare reagan on all...

Past ten years. Jon whaat . Whaat . Thats crazy. Theres an ncaacp chapter in spokane . All right. Ten years of pretending to be a black woman. Interesting. What is she . Ruth ann and Lawrence Dolezal say their 37yearold daughter is white. They say their ancest ree is czech swedish and german. Jon whaat . Ruff laugh czech swedish and german. Really [bleep] white. laughter even powder is like thats one white lady. Thats a white lady. Shes white. But that underrated underrated. So this woman took t...

Cheers and applause who is a Nobel Peace Prize recipient, which i think is apropos for today. You know i have to i have i have one job and its a Pretty Simple job. I come in, in the morning and we look at the news and i write jokes about it. And then i make a couple of faces, and like a like a noise like a rer. And then its just chaching and im out the door. laughter but i didnt do my job today so i apologize. I got nothing are you in terms of like jokes and sounds because of what happened in So...

Very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Thank you. You are very kind. Such a good audience. So now, i am, i am reading the New York Daily News today, all right . And apparently there is this cosby guy who has been doing bad stuff. Have you guys heard about this . I dont know. I feel like it is something i should talk about on the show. A lot because thats right, i am not letting it go mother bleep er. No. What is this song i like to play whenever i mention bill cosby. Oh, yes. Pgh [ theme to cri...

Generally come together at the door and i end up thinking i could really go for a bleep sandwich right now. But that is not the case because we have the great historian, one of my favorites, David Mccullough, will be joining us with the Wright Brothers so, yes cheers and applause what could be a better gift kicking off my final late shows, Nothing Better than talking to an historian nonfibbing writer. A great way to start the final run. But first, hard to do, but as a hardhitting news program we...

Senator oh, ive got to stay in washington and do business . Sounds like president obama jetting around on that sweet government plane of his. Thats right, pal. You should be fying commercial like the rest like watching paul blart 2 on a tiny scream waiting for chicken chunks and you never get them because a drunk guy took a dump on the cart laughter its good the president is making shoes of air force one while he has it. President obama became the first sitting president of the United States to ...

Special consideration of the United States and the future. Its not going to be subject to the same budget control rules as the other expenditures. Last night steve corn aky show showed an interview about how you and he were gym buddies and turned marco rubio around on immigration and used the gym as a Hunting Ground to turn people over. Who are some of your targets that you might like to was Chuck Schumer lying . I go to the senate gym daily. He said that republicans go early and democrats go la...

Strong partnership between labor and management that has driven performance significantly where they are producing the work they are doing on our submarine attack fleet on schedule, under budget. A takeaway from the hearing some of the best practices being put in place that we need a better mechanism to share those among the shipyards to ensure that we can learn from each other to make sure that that Strong Partnership is there for excellent performance between labor and management and i know th...