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Derek (Paddy Considine) is an Englishman living in Paris. Hes spent years learning the language, and all his little heart desires is to find a French woman willing to speak French with him. Seems every French woman he encounters wants to speak English when they find its his native tongue. Hes been through three French wives, none of whom wanted to grant his linguistic wish. Model Cecile Laurent (Louise Monot) speaks perfect French and doesnt mind being naked. Shes the titular character of "Gir...