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through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just cant believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? youre not alone. ultimately i think thats what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because its what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when youre driving that...

that chicks arent funny. i hate to tell you its still very much a thing. there are some people that cant get their heads around what they dont know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe its better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. heres somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. youre welcome. whats t...

feel like we get to know these sitcom characters. theyre your friends. i dont think its gonna pivot anymore. you think they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? queen of the castle. you hope that youll have those kinds of relationships in your life tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends, neighbors family to see you, too, girl where you going? carnival? friends sometimes its more family than the people that youre related to. so...

over the skies over asheville, north carolina. now its possible one of the latest known tracks of the balloon as it flows eastward heading towards the atlantic ocean. more video into our newsroom just a short time ago shows that over clover south carolina, that is a neighboring city of charlotte north carolina, and this is international drama playing out in realtime as u.s. officials ponder their next move. just moments ago, president biden responded to a question about it. listen clos...

somebody binds you to them. comedians dont have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. im feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i dont drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. id be so drunk id be out dancing to their lights thinking ive made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. theres such an uncontrolled physical response. its very similar biologically to orgasm. stage s...

fascinating to us as a culture never checked my bags cant stand that weight baggage. its good to laugh at it to get it all out on the table. youre going to have to go back to your seat. you know, our goal should be a society without classes. if we didnt laugh about social class in the united states, we would engage in class warfare getting cookies. hmm. that is not a show about nothing. mm hmm. oh come inside. so to the left. we have the bar to the right. we have the bathrooms. oh, we ...

communities flattened by deadly tornadoes. and now president biden approves a disaster declaration for the state of mississippi. donald trump rails against what he calls weaponization of the criminal investigation process will tell you what hes saying about the investigations he faces and look at where they stand and russian president vladimir putin planning a move we havent seen since the end of the cold war details and a live report from moscow. live from cnn center. this is cnn news...

damage. it is heartbreaking. horror and heartbreak gripping much of mississippi after deadly tornadoes ripped through the state will speak to a disaster relief organization about whats being done on the ground to help plus vladimir putin planning to put nuclear weapons closer to ukraine and right next door to a close u. s ally in the region for live in moscow and kiev with the latest and march madness like weve never seen before massive upsets in both mens and womens matches. cnn sport...

. and im amra walker. thank you all for spending a part of your morning with us and to you, victor, i have to tell you i tweeted out a photo of us yesterday and the excitement level for victor blackwell was pretty intense. and everyones saying, look, is this permanent ? im like, yes, yes. yes it is permanent for real and for keys as long as long as you wake up the reason. i mean, the schedule again, cycle is a chance. here is what we are watching this morning. i got my wife we got in t...

treatments. these results are a major breakthrough that have never been seen before. experience fuller, healthier hair at rebel a hair dot com longoria searching for mexico premieres tonight at 10 on cnn. good morning, everyone. welcome to cnn this morning. it is sunday. march 26th. im in hell, walker. im victor blackwell. we hope your sunday is off to a great start. you know the last time i was on the show on a sunday this was the back half of the show that it ended at eight. but toda...