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The thing that really bothers me is through the years the antigunners, they have refused to really assist and get the schools protected, if the schools hardened, get the law enforcement officers in there, get the schools protected. first priority -- this is for eight or ten years, they should have had this done by now. theyd rather focus on the firearms, inanimate objects. thats where they want all their clout going to ban guns and all the rhetoric and meanwhile the schools are not protected. th...

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Sacramento Magazine your username your email your username your email Image is from the City Theatre Facebook page. See Macduck and Macbear fight it out when City Theatre presents 10 Ways to Survive Life in a Quarantine, April 29–May 9. Are you of the optimistic (or simply worn-out) mindset that COVID-19 is winding down? If so, perhaps it is time to treat the pandemic like a close-out sale: Act now or all the virtual entertainment options will be gone! City Theatre is offering a soon-could...

Mark Parisi is a 59-year-old cartoonist born in New England, and is the creator of his own comic series called "Off the Mark." His comics revolve around good-hearted humor, visual gags, and jokes that stem from witty observations. In these dark times, where everything may offend everyone, the comics provide people with lightness and smiles. What makes them so attractive is their simplicity and efficiency. With just one or two panels, Mark manages to powerfully convey his keen sense of humor. An...

Nate Fakes, besides having an awesome name that sounds like a perfect pseudonym, also has a comic series with his own unique style. They mostly revolve around situational humor, ridiculous situations, gags, and puns, and involve anything from animals and humans to inanimate objects. His illustrations and captions provide a powerful two-punch combination in his punchlines, knocking you out with a good joke. His comics are just the thing if youre looking for a light break in serious matters, or a...

>> drops the mascot because its called sexist. you said you would love to be called a lady stallion. >> yeah. >> rob, did you say -- >> yes. inanimate objects. no gender identity. >> but we need a trademark name. >> always a competing project. i have an issue with that as well. >> why are they surprised its an automated thing. >> and mine is connected. >> i can tell lex to clean my apartment and it does. >> all right l absolutely. >> a couple of stallion names.

>> if youre really still and really calm, a bee will not hurt you. >> he should not be laughing while the kids are being attacked by killer bees. >> no, hes adorable. >> when bees come around my kids are freaking out. i would always be like theyre more scared of you than you are of them. of course i will walk past -- theyll hit their head on the corner, dont -- its more scared of you. i say that about everything. but, yeah, sit there. but you had a fascinating point during the break of -- im lau...

>> drops the mascot because its called sexist. you said you would love to be called a lady stallion. >> yeah. >> rob, did you say -- >> yes. inanimate objects. no gender identity. >> but we need a trademark name. >> always a competing project. i have an issue with that as well. >> why are they surprised its an automated thing. >> and mine is connected. >> i can tell lex to clean my apartment and it does. >> all right l absolutely. >> a couple of stallion names.