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“And that is why to this day, if you’re in Texas, you can stop by H.W.’s Wok and Bowl and Top-Secret Document Warehouse,” Meyers joked.

Take gravity, add quantum mechanics, stir. What do you get? Just maybe, a holographic cosmos.

Groping a statue seemed a little odd, but entire tour groups were doing it, so I did too. And voilà!

Maybe the trash problem in New York will be solved with color-coded garbage cans designed by expensive consultants. Or maybe the problem is much deeper.

After a sudden confrontation that left a golden retriever dead, neighbors came together online to support the owner of the dog. But then things changed.

Colbert celebrated Biden’s announcement on Thursday that people convicted of marijuana possession under federal law would be pardoned.

“You’re not allowed to pass a ‘Don’t say gay’ bill then show up in public dressed like Nancy Sinatra,” Jimmy Kimmel said.

At a qualifying event in Texas for the finals of this year’s USA Mullet Championships, 14 hopefuls competed to be the face of what many say is not just a hairstyle, but a lifestyle.

Colbert did not mince words in his greeting to the Senate candidate, who denied paying for a former girlfriend’s abortion, as was reported by The Daily Beast.

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