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Joke is a real concern. counties in nevada are taking it seriously making emergency plans for untold numbers of visitors next month to break in into one of the u.s. militarys most heavily guarded facilities which people contend is doing work that is out of this world. heres national correspondent william. >> i dont think anybody could prepare for anything like this. we are doing our best. >> for many in rural nevada its not good enough. >> i am so scared of fire. >> the event that may or may not...

You have an area larger than the state of connecticut and 184 hotel rooms. where do you put 100,000 people or more who show up to party in breach the military base where the government is allegedly hiding aliens and ufos? storm area 51 did begin as an internet joke but residents in rural nevada are not laughing. one county approved permits for a three day concert and expo, but supervisors work in a neighboring >> they say this is a no drug, no alcohol -- who are you trying to kid? >> im also con...

>> is this real life or is this fantasy, this is real life. >> there you have it. >> yeah, just holding the silence there. >> it is big, there is so much on the internet. internet joke, quiet panel. >> just a sanctions joke, there, brian. yeah, nothing. nothing, no response. >> classic miranda joke. im looking at faces, yeah, a moderate hit. not a big hit. >> babies dont watch a lot of tv news. >> i have to rest my voice. so im just going to take my -- you are right. he doesnt like it. he doesnt...

Perspective on things. >> thank you. it is fascinating that you just dropped that. >> jay z says the streets are always watching. >> yes, he does. >> is this real life or is this fantasy, this is real life. >> there you have it. >> yeah, just holding the silence there. >> it is big, there is so much on the internet. internet joke, quiet panel. >> just a sanctions joke, there, brian. yeah, nothing. nothing, no response. >> classic miranda joke. im looking at faces, yeah, a moderate hit. >> babies...

>> bob mueller is like a diver with huge lung capacity. >> it could explode into a full tsunami. >> to borrow a rap lyric, he said dont hate the player, hate the game. >> is mike flynn this jellyfish? >> you didnt just bring a leather jacket. you brought receipts. >> thats what i do. >> talking to this guy is like doing hamlet without hamlet. >> the hamlet of course raises the issue of all of the denmark sanctions in that play. just a sanctions joke there, brian. yeah. nothing. >> and seth, we d...

Speechless. what can i say? >> i got to talk it because i live it. >> anthony scaramucci is a like a studio diver. >> it could explode into a full tsunami. turkey, borrow a rap lyric, he dead dont hate the player, hate the game circumstances mike flynn a jellyfish? >> you didnt just bring a leather jacket, you brought receipts. >> the hamlet of course raises the issue of all of the denmark sanctions in that play. just the sanctions joke there, brian. yeah. nothing. >> and seth, we dont just repo...

>> anthony scaramucci is a studio gangster. >> bob mueller is like a diver with huge lung capacity. >> it could explode into a full tsunami. >> to borrow a rap lyric, he said dont hate the player, hate the game. >> is mike flynn this jellyfish? you didnt just bring a leather jacket. you brought receipts. >> thats what i do. >> talking to this guy is like doing hamlet without hamlet. >> the hamlet raises the issue of all the denmark sanctions in that play. just a sanctions joke there, brian. yeah...

For many the reality is far from an internet joke. this data base is called vine, another acronym this is victim information and notification exchange. and it allows anyone to search and track the status of a detained immigrant who might have allegedly committed a crime. but get this v.i.n.e. includes the names of immigrants that havent been convicted of anything. and to access the data base all americans have to do is check a box that claims theyre victims and v.i.n.e. noifz them when someone i...

The way i have run my company we would have a country you would be so proud of. >> reporter: linking it together is risky. his tweet pushing for latino voters while promoting trump tower taco bowls blew up in to an internet joke and some have backed away from trading with trump and some want boycotts of his business. it is too soon to know if that will last but -- >> its a different brand. no question. >> reporter: daniel advises companies on reputation and brand marketing. >> the assumption for...

>> and he was off to open his new resort in scotland where he had a little to say about the brexit vote which had just occurred. >> i wish everybody a lot of luck. >> but much more to say about his golf course. >> we have then number 11 which is a spectacular hole. >> time after time, trump has used politics to push his brand and his brand to push his politics. >> i have a tremendous income. a very, very great balance sheet. and if we could run our country the way i run my company, we would have...