hand. wax off, left hand. jesse: eventually the time will come when we know that person is ready to take over. show me wax on, wax off. jesse: when barack obama s time was finally up, it was time for joe biden to become the sensei of the democratic party. he had to bring in somebody new into the dojo, and chose kamala harris. why? because she shatters. you ve shattered so many barriers, and did it mostly on your own. and thank you to president biden. [laughter] you can judge a strong man when he has strong women around him. ha-ha-ha. jesse: joe put kamala to work right away. fix the border. we ve been to the border. we ve been to the border. you haven t been to the border. and i haven t been to europe. i understand the point you re making. jesse: he presented a new task. he tried to make her a diplomat, and sent her on her first mission. we defend the plan. jesse: kamala liked simpler things. here s the thing, who doesn t love a yellow school bus,
is that lunch and crack this thing open. this isn t even, this isn t even real turkey. this is slime. it s all wet. i take my makeup off with this stuff. look at this, this is just a cracker. look at this. this is government cheese. it s not even real cheese on the back it s congealed cheese whiz. it says prepared cheese product. that means they can t call it cheese because it s not real cheese. they call it cheese product. i can t even look at this. it s disgusting. they want your children addicted to toxins and today lunchables are so unhealthy, even with the low standards for school lunches. it s illegal to serve them in the cafeteria. so kraft heinz has a plan. how did they change the recipe? one piece of fruit in the plastic box next to the cheese whiz and sell in the produce aisle because when you put
heinz. lunchables had to rejigger the recipe to make them healthy enough to serve at schools. get it? they weren t healthy enough at first. schools had to lower the bar to get the lunchables. now the government says lunchables are healthy. lunchables are health food. lunchables will help you lose weight. i got lunchables right here. look how little it is. is that lunch? let s crack this thing open. this isn t even real turkey. it s slime. it s all wet. i take my makeup with this stuff. look at this. this is just a cracker. look at this. this is government cheese. it s not even real cheese. on the back, it s concealed cheez whiz. on the back, it says prepared cheese product. that means they can t call it cheese because it s not real cheese. they call it cheese product. i can t even look at this. it s disgusting! public school cafeterias are now cash registers for big food.