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>>neil: who? >>guest: i cannot give you the name because i have not gotten him to say yes, yet. i have someone in mind for that job. >>neil: when will you announce it? >>guest: during the race when i have confirmed. i dont want to compromise his identity until i know for sure. >>neil: is he is wall streeter? >>guest: no. >>neil: a restaurant guy? tell me its the white castle dude. >>guest: i have to keep under wraps for now, okay? but it is not treasonous. that word was too strong. it was ill as...

♪ no victim. dont cry. ♪ it dont mean until you do i. [applause] >> that means something. what is sad. the only thing that is sad i was an excellent english student. it doesnt mean anything. >> it is not as cool. >> it doesnt work at all. and you started out doing singing at five? >> yeah. >> did jingle that is your dad produce wrote? >> my dad was arguably the most successful jingle composure and a bunch much you would remember his stuff. if i sang a sniffet. you wouldnt have to pay for i...

♪ no victim. dont cry. ♪ it dont mean until you do i. [applause] >> that means something. what is sad. the only thing that is sad i was an excellent english student. it doesnt mean anything. >> it is not as cool. >> it doesnt work at all. and you started out doing singing at five? >> yeah. >> did jingle that is your dad produce wrote? >> my dad was arguably the most successful jingle composure and a bunch much you would remember his stuff. if i sang a sniffet. you wouldnt have to pay for i...

♪ no, it dont mean nothing, no victim no crime ♪ ♪ it dont mean nothing still you sit on... ♪ (applaus (applause) >> now, whats really sad, its sad, the only thing thats sad i was an excellent english student. >> mike: were you? >> and check this out ♪ it doesnt mean anything? not nearly as cool. >> mike: it doesnt work at all. and you know, you started out doing singing the at five? >> yeah. >> you did some jingles your dad produced and wrote. >> yeah, my dad was, was arguably the mos...

♪ no victim. dont cry. ♪ it dont mean until you do i. [applause] >> that means something. what is sad. the only thing that is sad i was an excellent english student. it doesnt mean anything. >> it is not as cool. >> it doesnt work at all. and you started out doing singing at five? >> yeah. >> did jingle that is your dad produce wrote? >> my dad was arguably the most successful jingle composure and a bunch much you would remember his stuff. if i sang a sniffet. you wouldnt have to pay for i...

Okay, lets make a legal right to do that. pass new laws because this is the future and welcome to it. if you are going to tie your hands behind your back in trying to deal with terrorists who travel around the world who will target us around the world, then youll never win the war. >> the wait-and-see attitude is not going to work. >> one of them kahn, he is self-a avowed traitor. how much more proof do we need? >> do we actually wanted a trial. what could possibly come up this. youre going have...

Citizens or subject. it doesnt work. i said that to my colleagues, by the way at the internal cabinet meetings. i want to be clear on what i want. i dont want a peace process. >> i think the truth is they have their own independent state at which recognizes our connections to this land but also recognizes the fact that we have unique security requirements because we are a country that could be the width of manhattan. its hard to dend. if we have their connection of israel as a jewish state and t...

What if it ends up with the palestinians authority simply dissolving? doesnt israel then become a minority leadership over a majority population not consistent with democracy? >> we dont want that. i dont want the palestinians to be incorporated into israel as citizens or subject. it doesnt work. i said that to my colleagues, by tfl way, at the internal cabinet meetings. i say i want to be very clear about what i want. i dont want a peace process. >> what happens -- >> its not our choice. i thin...

Death penalty can be completely opposed to the fact that we cannot administer the death penalty equally. >> weve been here before. when the supreme court -- when i -- i believe it was the brennan court, right, found -- suspended, found it unconstitutional and then reversed years later, found unconstitutional because it said the way were implementing it right now is -- violates peoples rights. now fixed, now constitutional again. so were seeing the same thing. you have to say theres something inh...

I dont care how drunk i was i was in and out in seconds flat. the one guy who sits in the corner in white castle is probably selling crack. thats where i got my crack as well. and i am tired of hearing obesity is a disease. it is not. it is like saying i cant take all of the porn off my computer. it is a disease, hahny into. >> have you tried that. >> it doesnt work. >> i purchased white castle from the supermarket c. you can buy them in the freezer. >> i got 9 microwave kind. >> you dont get th...