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Every politician, he just sort of stood there and smiled and went, okay. i dont care. >> chris christie is a guy who cares about what he made a commitment to do, and hes going to do it. lets bring up the 100th anniversary. reagan said, look, pat, if it doesnt work, i can go back to the ranch and chop wood. but im going to do what i came here to do. >> by the way, heilmans laughing here. i have to make a disclaimer. this paid political adverti advertisement paid by pat and joe. >> this is -- ever...

That is so juicy. this is delicious. sunsweet ones. over 400 million enjoyed, and counting. >>shepard: and the super bowl is over and done but there is still a lot of work to be done for the players and team owners with the two sides facing a lock out. did you hear that? the possibilities of a lock out. if that happens we will not get to watch football. heart of the issue is money. the owner have disagreements with the players union and say it does not take into account building stadiums and the...

Citys annual famed carnival parade. we are told the seamstresses, set designers and musicians watched in tears as the building went up in flames, a month before carnival. no reports of injuries but the work is done. a potential cancer breakthrough as i mentioned. cancer detection, in the final phases of clinical trials. the backers of a new method to find cancer report that the technology relies on cameras. they are available in 95 percent of hospitals and they report that this is much more accu...

>>shepard: public transportation is awesome until it doesnt work. and now a look at the east river that separates new york and one of the burrow and the pictures from -- no, that is newark, new jersey, it does not affect the east river. whatever i said, that is not work. and now, the shot is right. we have a problem at newark airport where the power is off and now this is different. this is amtrak train i am told is stuck and stopping all the long island railroad traffic but for the million of w...

Take a bounce drier sheet and rub it on your bed. dont blame me, blame abby, if it doesnt work. one of our crews reportedly threatened by pro-mubarak protesters. well have a live report. were live in cairo 3 minutes away. all that, plus a d.e.a. agent shoots himself in the foot before a classroom of children and now hes suing the feds over it. its true. you never forget your first subaru.

He is a person. >> we thought we would take a look at last years state of the union address, both the presidents and yours. take a look at this. >> madam speaker, vice president biden, members of congress, distinguished guests, and fellow americans. >> madam speaker, vice president biden, members of congress, distinguished guests, and fellow americans. >> is there a political perspective that underlies the "snl" imitations in the sense that regardless of who is in office, you guys will find that...

>> judge jeanine: so it wasnt disconnected. >> it wasnt disconnected. >> judge jeanine: how long from the time you said hold it, douglas, there is a car coming, to the point when the phone as you say went dead? several struggles. you describe two struggles. how much time would you say? >> probably 15 to 20 minutes. now, when it was happening to me it seemed like moments but later on -- >> judge jeanine: 15 to 20 minutes. what are you doing during the time? isnt your first instinct oh, my god, i ...

>> judge jeanine: so it wasnt disconnected. >> it wasnt disconnected. >> judge jeanine: how long from the time you said hold it, douglas, there is a car coming, to the point when the phone as you say went dead? several struggles. you describe two struggles. how much time would you say? >> probably 15 to 20 minutes. now, when it was happening to me it seemed like moments but later on -- >> judge jeanine: 15 to 20 minutes. what are you doing during the time? isnt your first instinct oh, my god, i ...

>> judge jeanine: so it wasnt disconnected. >> it wasnt disconnected. >> judge jeanine: how long from the time you said hold it, douglas, there is a car coming, to the point when the phone as you say went dead? several struggles. you describe two struggles. how much time would you say? >> probably 15 to 20 minutes. now, when it was happening to me it seemed like moments but later on -- >> judge jeanine: 15 to 20 minutes. what are you doing during the time? isnt your first instinct oh, my god, i ...

>> judge jeanine: so it wasnt disconnected. >> it wasnt disconnected. >> judge jeanine: how long from the time you said hold it, douglas, there is a car coming, to the point when the phone as you say went dead? several struggles. you describe two struggles. how much time would you say? >> probably 15 to 20 minutes. now, when it was happening to me it seemed like moments but later on -- >> judge jeanine: 15 to 20 minutes. what are you doing during the time? isnt your first instinct oh, my god, i ...