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Hi there. this is a commercial about insurance. now i know youre thinking, "i dont want to hear about insurance." cause lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. i like dennis quaid. awww. and they want me to let you know that, cue overdramatic music, theyre on a mission to make insurance painless. excuse me, you dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no i...

Cause lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. i like dennis quaid. awww. and they want me to let you know that, cue overdramatic music, theyre on a mission to make insurance painless. excuse me, you dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why theyre making it simple, man in cafe. and they know its expensive. ye...

Now i know youre thinking, "i dont want to hear about insurance." cause lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. i like dennis quaid. awww. and they want me to let you know that, cue overdramatic music, theyre on a mission to make insurance painless. excuse me, you dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why the...

Cause lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. i like dennis quaid. awww. and they want me to let you know that, cue overdramatic music, theyre on a mission to make insurance painless. excuse me, you dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why theyre making it simple, man in cafe. and they know its expensive. ye...

Now i know youre thinking, "i dont want to hear about insurance." cause lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. i like dennis quaid. awww. and they want me to let you know that, cue overdramatic music, theyre on a mission to make insurance painless. excuse me, you dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why the...

See, they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why theyre making it simple, man in cafe. and more affordable. thank you, dennis quaid. youre welcome. thats a prop apple. id tell you more, but i only have 30 seconds. so heres a dramatic shot of their tagline so youll remember it. esurance. its surprisingly painless. so youll remember it. ♪ ♪ [stomach gurgles] ♪when you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea... girl, pepto ul...

You dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why theyre making it simple, man in cafe. and they know its expensive. yeah. so theyre making it affordable. thank you. youre welcome. thats a prop apple. now, you might not believe any of this since this is a television commercial, but thats why theyre being so transparent. anyways. this is the end of the commercial where i walk off into a very dramatic sunset to reveal the new esurance tagl...

Now i know youre thinking, "i dont want to hear about insurance." cause lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance, right? which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. i like dennis quaid. awww. and they want me to let you know that, cue overdramatic music, theyre on a mission to make insurance painless. excuse me, you dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why the...

You dropped this. they know its confusing. i literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. thats why theyre making it simple, man in cafe. and they know its expensive. yeah. so theyre making it affordable. thank you. youre welcome. thats a prop apple. now, you might not believe any of this since this is a television commercial, but thats why theyre being so transparent. anyways. this is the end of the commercial where i walk off into a very dramatic sunset to reveal the new esurance tagl...