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It. Stephen oh, my god, has trump become president . Stephen i dont know, ive only come from next tuesday. Stephen then why do you have a beard . Stephen this . Its fake. I didnt want to freak you out. Stephen so what did you come back to tell me . Stephen oh, yeah, dont buy a sailboat. Its much more expensive than you think. Upkeep is ridiculous, and youre not that good of a sailor. It just sits there. Time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, iv...

Time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater ...

It just sits there. Stephen how much did the time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay...

Crazyass stuff, like last week, when he made this case for his inclusion in the president ial debates. And do you think if you were able to get on the debate stage, that you could pull even with trump and clinton in these polls . I do. And it wouldnt have anything to do with my debate performance. Either it would just be that people would recognize that theres another choice and that there would be an examination of me and bill weld as who we are and what weve done, and based on that, i think i ...

Looking for an apple and a pen. I had to go to a fruit stand and stationery store. What gives. I got them, now use them. Dont give me that attitude. Nobody will watch this is youre miming pen and fruit. Use the apple, trust me . I have a pen, i have fine apple . Stephen you specifically said apple, okay. Where the the hell am i supposed to get a pineapple in midtown manhattan . All right, id like to apologize. Its late. My emotion emotions are frayed s hard on all of us. Lets do this thing. Let ...

It just sits there. Stephen how much did the time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay...

It just sits there. Stephen how much did the time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay...

Manhattan . All right, id like to apologize. Its late. My emotion emotions are frayed s hard on all of us. Lets do this thing. Let me show you how to do it . I have a pen y have pineapple . Pineapple pen ape pen . Just mime it, just mime it, i just mime it. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Gh abby elliott. Abd Asa Butterfield. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert hey oh, yeah. Thank you very much, everybody. Than...

. . . Stephen my god. Today mankind let slip the surly bonds of earth, and finally steps forth into a brief new wait a second laughter we took a wrong turn someplace. Everybody back in the space penis come on its the late show with tonight, stephen welcomes Lupita Nyongo. Donnie wahlberg. And john prine. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody stephen hey cheers and applause thats...

Worldchanging things going on lately. Sometimes it seems like more than ever. But none of them are as foundationshaking as the news we received about brad and angelina today. Im sure youve heard, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from brad pitt. And of course all the celebrity gossip magazines are claiming victory. You know they broke this story, they broke the story every week for the last 11 years. [ laughter ] over and over and over again. Until finally it came true. I dont know, brad and ange...