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♪ >> greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] >> greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, its time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans pe...

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important midterms and viledters personal attacks from the left h are reaching a fever pitch. >> they cant run on theirn on e record , you know, with absolutely nothing positive to run on democrats, they are now attempting to dehumanize republicans all across the country and senatorial and gubernatorial races. they do so from a glass house. and tonight we will expose two a democratic candidates for senate who dnateo not deservete. the vote in their respective states . we begin iwe b in...

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party. the turninemism of the repg pois that speech he gave a few weeks ago. really, really, really, reallyi, made it a referendum on the republicans and extremism and semite fascism. and i think that is starting tof pay off. >> ss now seeing progress, perhaps rewardee for some of the legislation thats been passed and some of the thingsn d hes been doing just latelyiden who look at what the administration has accomplished, whether its a bipartisan infrastructure deal , whether itse the...

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Sidewalk in new york sparking a manhunt for a crazed killer. They cant find him. The victim and girlfriend were on their way home from a wedding. He was stabbed in a random attack. Detectives looking for a suspect. Police believe his name is brian, a relative said to be calling police two months ago describing him as emotionally disturbed. Brandnew hour begins now. Need to solve this mystery. Dana has the day off. She is back on monday. Im bill hemmer and smitty welcome back. Sandra im sandra sm...

Harris this is President Bidens america. Illegal immigrants trampling all over our nations sovereignty. And in a stunning reversal of course, President Biden is about to do something he told his voters he would never do. He is doing exactly what donald trump knew would work, build that wall. Im Harris Faulkner and you are in the faulkner focus. The Biden Administration is now saying a border wall is needed immediately. It is listing more than two dozen federal laws to build 20 miles of border wa...

Is he is doing and you you andci you yongu youre coming back to me in my apartment. Love ieverybt. Happy monday, everybody. And strap yourselves in because were about to get deeper thanis. My proctologist after he takes off his rolex. Tonights show is more than entertainment. Its three credits at gutfeld universityat. Ce lets go. So back in ancient greece, the famous philosopher socrates actually to drink a cup of poisoned hemlock rather than renounce what heemlock in. G thats a tough guy. I thi...