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Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Families attending a Willy Wonka-inspired event in Glasgow, Scotland were promised “optical marvels” and “extraordinary props.” Instead, they got a sparsely decorated warehouse and a partial glass of lemonade.

Like Fyre Festival for kids: What they got for their $44 ticket was a sparsely decorated warehouse and a few jellybeans.

An immersive faux-Charlie And The Chocolate Factory event in Scotland has become the Internet's new favorite scam

Mr. Jack Proctor, to hear him spell it, sailed the seven seas, wrestled professionally, captured John Dillinger single-handedly, taught Will Rogers how to chew gum, and invented the sand wedge.